What is the most annoying thing that helpers do?

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Scorpion King, Nov 24, 2018.

  1. rod

    rod retired and happy

    Depends on what she looks like. If she’s nice eye candy it goes a long way.
     
  2. ohioUPSer

    ohioUPSer Member

    Any of you ever had a good jumper? could help find packages, get signatures with the diad and ran?
     
  3. Maple Grove MN Driver

    Maple Grove MN Driver Cocaine Mang!

    Had a Nursing Student for 4 years in a row.
    5'9" 135 lbs...she was absolutely beautiful.
    Ample Bosom and a rather cute butt.
    Worked like a machine.
    She was awesome.
     
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  4. Poop Head

    Poop Head Poop is funny

    I was one. Knew the board, ran like a scalded dog. One year, a driver and I would routinley be doing like 80+ stops per hour. When I look back at it, all I can think is , I was so effing stupid.
     
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  5. burrheadd

    burrheadd Esquire

    Probably got you a job
     
  6. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

    I've had a few. I have one right now that does everything but drive. Today we practiced "package selection". I'd stop the truck and pop the door and he'd pop in grab the package and scan it on the way to the house.

    My ass is starting to chafe from sitting so much!
     
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  7. What'dyabringmetoday???

    What'dyabringmetoday??? Well-Known Member

    The Great UpstateNYUPSer had all of his helpers up and running in no time. Lol.
     
  8. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

    Weren't you two best buds?
     
  9. vvv

    vvv Active Member

    Breathe
     
  10. What'dyabringmetoday???

    What'dyabringmetoday??? Well-Known Member

    Ok- we can go with that. Lol.
     
  11. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

    You and old man Dave?
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  12. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

    Look I just remember this msg from back in the day.







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  13. What'dyabringmetoday???

    What'dyabringmetoday??? Well-Known Member

    Obviously not real- he would never approve one of his posts with spelling or grammatical errors. Lol.
     
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  14. iamlosingpatience

    iamlosingpatience New Member

    would YOU be happy waking up and driving to work, only to work 1.9 hours?!? come on dude
     
  15. iamlosingpatience

    iamlosingpatience New Member

    some of you people are real whiners. Waaaaaah, my helper yawns too much. Waaaaaah, my helper wanted to pee in an alleyway in between stops. Waaaaaah, my helper wants to smoke a cigarette. You must be a real joy to work with. It's 1 freakin year out of the month and helpers get paid :censored2:......deal with it
     
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  16. What'dyabringmetoday???

    What'dyabringmetoday??? Well-Known Member

    One year out of the month? I see what you did there. Lol.
     
  17. burrheadd

    burrheadd Esquire

    Sorry chief Iam the captain of this ship my rules

    Don’t like it move on
     
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  18. Scorpion King

    Scorpion King New Member

    You are obviously a mgmt troll, or a Millennial baby helper
     
  19. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Press on the gas as they try to close it. Makes it nearly impossible. I love watching them strain.
     
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  20. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member


    Welcome to Brown Cafe. Please stay a while and whine about how driver whine. You'll be a valuable addition to this wonderful site.
     
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