What is the most annoying thing that helpers do?

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Scorpion King, Nov 24, 2018.

  1. 1BROWNWRENCH

    1BROWNWRENCH Amateur Malthusian

    Heroin
     
  2. Future

    Future Victory Ride

    Just a lazy ass I am pretty sure
     
  3. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Be over 200lbs.
     
  4. 1BROWNWRENCH

    1BROWNWRENCH Amateur Malthusian

    Wish I could get to sleep like that.
     
  5. Future

    Future Victory Ride

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  6. Jkloc420

    Jkloc420 Well-Known Member

    wear low cut tops
     
  7. 1BROWNWRENCH

    1BROWNWRENCH Amateur Malthusian

    Sure, some cars are treated like a public toilet...why not?
     
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  8. 1BROWNWRENCH

    1BROWNWRENCH Amateur Malthusian

    Ambien works awesome if you have it.
     
  9. 1BROWNWRENCH

    1BROWNWRENCH Amateur Malthusian

    I've been showing up on time for over 16 years. Where's my bonus money?
     
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  10. Operational needs

    Operational needs Virescil Vulnere Virtus

    The one I had last year fell asleep between stops. That was insignificant compared to his farting all afternoon. Lol.
     
  11. WorkinLateHuh

    WorkinLateHuh Active Member

  12. Maple Grove MN Driver

    Maple Grove MN Driver Cocaine Mang!

    That is Discrimination
     
  13. iamlosingpatience

    iamlosingpatience New Member

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    I love hiding my drivers' cigars/smokes when he's not looking and watching him frantically search for them all over the cab.
     
  14. Mooseknuckle

    Mooseknuckle Active Member

    I had one show up barefooted last year.
     
  15. rod

    rod retired and happy

    and pregnant?
     
  16. Mooseknuckle

    Mooseknuckle Active Member

    He might have been. I didn't ask. Told me he wanted to "relieve himself" in a bush in someone's yard. I said no, I'll take you to the store around the corner and then he was in there for over 30 minutes. I was like " you were going to do that in a bush?"
     
  17. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    Had a helper invite me to her house for lunch after Peak. I actually went. Kareepy. I was married and her husband was in the military. Relax, it was just lunch albeit uncomfortable.
     
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  18. DoubleBag17

    DoubleBag17 New Member

    Great way to keep the higher quality helpers. Make sure they make almost nothing for their effort!
     
  19. DoubleBag17

    DoubleBag17 New Member

    Then there was the day my driver forgot to turn in a 10 hour day time card. Never got paid after 4 attempts to fix issue and missed out on all the OT pay. I could bitch forever but here I am with the company 5 years later. I guess the joke is on me.
     
  20. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member


    Question. Do they call you D-bag for short?