What is the UPS policy on earrings?
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trplnkl
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I always thought "left was right and right was wrong"
ih8tbrn
Banned
True that brother. And, the bennies are even better since I get first dibs at voluntary lay off.
Free insurance + no work = SWEET.
Re: What else is unmanly?
Glad you asked, Over!
Here are a couple more unmanly things I thought of!
If you drive one of those new VW Bugs, THAT is a girls car! (the original ones are OK).
If you put brush guards on your Lexus SUV to make it look manly, IT DOESN'T WORK! We all know you don't take the Lexus off-road.
If you jack up your Nissan/Toyota/rice-burner to make it look manly, it doesn't work either. Sell it and get an friend-250 (a MANs truck).
Jewelry other than a wedding ring is unmanly.
If you like listening to Barry Manilow, that is unmanly.
I'll try to add some more tomorrow...... !
Glad you asked, Over!
Here are a couple more unmanly things I thought of!
If you drive one of those new VW Bugs, THAT is a girls car! (the original ones are OK).
If you put brush guards on your Lexus SUV to make it look manly, IT DOESN'T WORK! We all know you don't take the Lexus off-road.
If you jack up your Nissan/Toyota/rice-burner to make it look manly, it doesn't work either. Sell it and get an friend-250 (a MANs truck).
Jewelry other than a wedding ring is unmanly.
If you like listening to Barry Manilow, that is unmanly.
I'll try to add some more tomorrow...... !
PassYouBy
Unknown Acrobat
If ya dress up as Peter Pan ever day YOU CAN wear an earring!!!
I believe this "dude" has some BIG issues!!
http://pixyland.org/peterpan/petersFashionPage.html
I believe this "dude" has some BIG issues!!
http://pixyland.org/peterpan/petersFashionPage.html
Covemastah
Hoopah drives the boat Chief !!
OMG whats next from you ROD??? are you gonnah tear apart THE BABE and really start a war on this site!!!! Yes The Babe was a very talented pitcher in Boston ,finished his career here as an outfielder!!John Wayne wasn't all he was cracked up to be. He actually went out of his way to avoid being drafted. While a lot of the male actors of that time volunteered for service Wayne wasn't one of them. It has been argued that the only reason he became a star was that all the other actors were off doing their duty to their country and he was one of the few left hanging around Hollywood. P.S. He also hated horses and western wear.. What do you think about that--pilgrim?
Covemastah
Hoopah drives the boat Chief !!
ROD is your real name marion?? and maybe you got picked on by the other drivers who had manley names!!! are you like the boy named Sue !!!! lol lol lol lol
browndevil
Well-Known Member
Now that ladies and gents is comedyOnly if they can implant a magnet in my wife.
Covemastah
Hoopah drives the boat Chief !!
Over 9.5!!!!!!!!! as we discussed on our snowy ride to Bangor Me. last year ,there were at least 4 of us manly feeder drivers who all agreed it was ''OK'' to take a woman & her mother to see "" Barry Manilow"" if and only if said woman would agree to partake in a certain exercise with you after getting rid of said ""mother'' after concert!! with only one exception being if ""said mother'' was HOT she could for then and only then join in!!!! {feeder man law BanME peak ride 2007}
browndevil
Well-Known Member
Is it manly to have a picture of a my black lab as my avatar? Is it manly to call said black lab my best friend?
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pickup
Guest
that's an odd looking black lab, Correct me if I am wrong, is there a little bit of pit bull in that fine looking speciman?
browndevil
Well-Known Member
I should have specified he is a black lab mix. When the picture was taken he was 4 months old. Good eyes, I have been asked by many people if he has any pit in him. My vet says no. I got him off my route where one of my customers watched him be abandoned in a city park. He is a great mellow dog
diesel96
Well-Known Member
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Your were going strong until you wrote, but......
Your kids will grow to be their own person, believe me. If you can't change them, join them, like I did. We got tat's together outside his Military base.
Rod only stated the truth, is it that hard to accept? Lets not get started about the Bambino, he was quite a player .....on and OFF the field. Not exactly and young lad's role model.....
If thats what it takes to partake in certain exercises it's time to ship both woman and her mother to the Copa-Kanbana.....
Your were going strong until you wrote, but......
Your kids will grow to be their own person, believe me. If you can't change them, join them, like I did. We got tat's together outside his Military base.
Rod only stated the truth, is it that hard to accept? Lets not get started about the Bambino, he was quite a player .....on and OFF the field. Not exactly and young lad's role model.....
If thats what it takes to partake in certain exercises it's time to ship both woman and her mother to the Copa-Kanbana.
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rod
Retired 23 years
Covemaster -I would NEVER belittle The Babe. He was a hard drinking, womenizing manly man. (although he did have a funny way of running) P.S. To answer your other question my name isn't Rod ,although it's an interesting story how I got that nickname. One on these nights when I'm PWI (posting while intoxicated) I might tell that story - but tonight isn't the night.
Sorry UpState -Rod don't stand for "Really Old Driver"
I remember that trip well! A lot of things got brought up under the "100 mile from the building" clause!
There are exceptions to every rule. I don't think he enjoyed the concert, but he did what he had to do!!!!! Gotta respect a guy who would do that!
Is it manly to have a picture of a my black lab as my avatar? Is it manly to call said black lab my best friend?
Yes, that is manly! (and a fine looking dog!)
BUT!!!! Have you ever seen a man out walking with one of those little dogs (you know, barely bigger than a cat)? This ranks a 10 on the unmanly scale! At least bring your wife so if another man sees you, he will assume the little yapper is hers!
Some comedian once said that an alien watching this would assume the dog was the higher life form, and the one following the dog picking up poop was a lower form of life!
