Why does UPS hate Jesus ?

[Indecisi0n]

You will Feel This Thrill Going Up Your Leg!

I feel something warm going down my leg. Is that the same thing ?

 

[Old Man Jingles]

I feel something warm going down my leg. Is that the same thing ?

Maybe.

 

[Boywondr]

How do I know if he's listening?

Are you a sheep or a goat?

 

[Indecisi0n]

Are you a sheep or a goat?

Can I be a dove ?

 

[Boywondr]

He's making a list.... and checking it twice.

It was written that there's two lists.

Like on Elf.

Except often the ending isnt happy.

 

[Boywondr]

Can I be a dove ?

You can identify as a duck billed platypus or even a cockroach...

but no one ever reincarnates as a cockroach.

 

[JJinVA]

 

[Indecisi0n]

You can identify as a duck billed platypus or even a cockroach...

but no one ever reincarnates as a cockroach.

Nancy did

 

[Boywondr]

Nancy did

Crunch.

 

[542thruNthru]

Can I be a dove ?

Only if I can be the magician.

 

[Indecisi0n]

Only if I can be the magician.

Will you stuff me into something ?

 

[trickpony1]

Can I be a dove ?

You can be whatever you want.
There's no shame in role playing.

 

[Indecisi0n]

You can be whatever you want.
There's no shame in role playing.

Do you like to role play?

 

[542thruNthru]

Will you stuff me into something ?

I'm going to "saw" you in half.

 

[Indecisi0n]

I'm going to "saw" you in half.

Do you want the top half or lower half ?

 

[Boywondr]

You can be whatever you want.
There's no shame in role playing.

The way it looks there is no "shame" in anything anymore.

 

[rocket man]

I'm Catholic my wife is Jewish so we have to go to that Jewish ceremony on Saturday and church on Sunday

 

[Indecisi0n]

I'm Catholic my wife is Jewish so we have to go to that Jewish ceremony on Saturday and church on Sunday

That sucks

 

[Wally]

How are we not off Sunday on the Lords day? I am highly offended. Who do I talk to?

Who works weekends?

 

[Boywondr]

Who works weekends?

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