Signatures aren't always needed?
The Fed Ex and UPS driver always stop after I get home from work. I even get LTL deliveries from Conway.
I live in a clothing optional home and I keep a pink sheet by the door to wrap my glory in, just for those annoying occasions we get another and an another delivery.
It never fails.
The driver, male or female, hands me the package.
I hold it in one hand, then I am handed a stylus to sign a board.
I forget I am holding up my pink sheet with that other hand and the next thing you know I am bare.
I apologize over and over again!!
It wouldn't be so bad if more of those packages said Zappo's.
I could be excited that my shoes arrived and have an excuse to drop the sheet on purpose!!!
If that was the case...is the stylus the only stick you would hand me?