Poop Head
Judge me.
How long have you guys been doing fantasy foosball?Click the link, no wonder you suck at fantasy foosball.
How long have you guys been doing fantasy foosball?Click the link, no wonder you suck at fantasy foosball.
Thank you lolClick the link, no wonder you suck at fantasy foosball.
Since The Waterboy’s Mom showed us her cans.How long have you guys been doing fantasy foosball?
Apparently not. NoDo you guys not have the rs1 doorhangers?
Got rid of those at the same time they got rid of calanders?Do you guys not have the rs1 doorhangers?
Do you guys not have the rs1 doorhangers?
“You knock like the PO-lice!” Is something I hear all the time.This is why I beat on the door like a mad rapist. Sometimes I'll go around the house banging on the windows too! Lmao
Blemi “Karen” (@blemi99) Tweeted:
. @UPS I waited all day for you to pickup two boxes. This is what your driver did.
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with modern tracking technology it is their responsibility to know that a package will be delivered on that day and they should be at the door....no waiting past 30 seconds....time is money and most house calls are not cost justified..
So it's cheaper to redeliver it again the next day?with modern tracking technology it is their responsibility to know that a package will be delivered on that day and they should be at the door....no waiting past 30 seconds....time is money and most house calls are not cost justified..
Depends where I am. If it’s a nice are Ring once wait about a minute or so. If it’s not a great Area I will knock and then I hear “who is it?” I will proceed with “UPS” then I hear “Whoooooo” and again I said “UPS” then it’s “Whooooo” and then 5 minutes passes by of back and forth and they open the door.
If you quit answering, they will eventually get that Buick sizeDepends where I am. If it’s a nice are Ring once wait about a minute or so. If it’s not a great Area I will knock and then I hear “who is it?” I will proceed with “UPS” then I hear “Whoooooo” and again I said “UPS” then it’s “Whooooo” and then 5 minutes passes by of back and forth and they open the door.
I thought about saying police but figured I would get shot lolMan, that's exactly my experience. I change it up and say "package delivery" or "cover of time".
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Hahaha sooo true. Whooooo? UPS. WHOOOOO? I have a package for you. WHOOoO? K I’ll leave it here. Driver release, womenDepends where I am. If it’s a nice are Ring once wait about a minute or so. If it’s not a great Area I will knock and then I hear “who is it?” I will proceed with “UPS” then I hear “Whoooooo” and again I said “UPS” then it’s “Whooooo” and then 5 minutes passes by of back and forth and they open the door.
Was it Mad Dog 20/20?Had a pretty mean looking dog in someone’s front yard the other day. Barking and growling at me. Nope! Slapped an info notice on their front gate and peaced out. You want your box of wine then put the mutt away.