Turdferguson
Just a turd
Sleeping comfortably on the bed made for with pad pack envelopes and the lining from a customer counter jacket
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- Thread starter Brownslave688
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No way. I don’t even know if I’m getting paid for the day or not. Plus, I wouldn’t screw over my manager like that, not on purpose.
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No. I hit it. I heard it.
MyTripisCut
Tiyeeee-gyyyeah!
What did it say?
oldngray
nowhere special
Ouch?
MyTripisCut
Tiyeeee-gyyyeah!
“Jesus, lady! Where’d you get your license? A Cracker Jack box? Wtf!!?!??”
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Mommy?? Lol.
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Leave the gun,take the cannoli
Are those real?
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It was his fault! It’s mother was on right side of road and it was on the left looking at me, not moving. I had 1030 packages to deliver. No time for a waiting game. So I slowly started driving between them and it ran right in front of my truck.
MyTripisCut
Tiyeeee-gyyyeah!
Ohhhhhhhh. So you got it from a happy meal? I see.
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Virescit Vulnere Virtus
What????
MyTripisCut
Tiyeeee-gyyyeah!
I said you got your drivers license from a happy meal.
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Gumball machine.
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Virescit Vulnere Virtus
First the “hiring postcards” spread around my station, now a contest for referrals. Lol.
MyTripisCut
Tiyeeee-gyyyeah!
Is there any better baseball analyst than John Smoltz? Me thinks not.
UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)
Well-Known Member
Eckersley.
MyTripisCut
Tiyeeee-gyyyeah!
Wally
BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
Tim McCarver.
Wally
BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
Just what we need, more pickups.
