By Invitation Only

[Wally]

He's the man. He doesn't listen to his wife

I do listen. Like most men, I have that inner timer that goes off right before they say, "Are you listening to me"? "OK, what did I just say"? At that time you repeat what ever is there last few words were.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

I do listen. Like most men, I have that inner timer that goes off right before they say, "Are you listening to me"? "OK, what did I just say"? At that time you repeat what ever is there last few words were.

After a day of conference calls and arguing with people, hearing my wife's voice is nice.

 

[Operational needs]

I do listen. Like most men, I have that inner timer that goes off right before they say, "Are you listening to me"? "OK, what did I just say"? At that time you repeat what ever is there last few words were.

Sometimes I wonder if I was a man in another life. I also have that inner timer when anyone talks to me and I’m multitasking. They’ll ask, did you even hear what I said? Yep, and repeat it. LOl.

 

[MyTripisCut]

After a day of conference calls and arguing with people, hearing my wife's voice is nice.

I like her voice while your answering calls and arguing with people....

 

[FrigidFTSup]

I like her voice while your answering calls and arguing with people....

She's not into old, chubby, bald men

 

[MyTripisCut]

She's not into old, chubby, bald men

I’m well aware of that.....


She’s into Old bald men with chubby’s....

 

[FrigidFTSup]

I’m well aware of that.....


She’s into Old bald men with chubby’s....

 

[cosmo1]

After a day of conference calls and arguing with people, hearing my wife's voice is nice.

Why don't you give me your number so I can call and bitch about too much "work" while I'm headed to New York tomorrow?

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Why don't you give me your number so I can call and bitch about too much "work" while I'm headed to New York tomorrow?

Get in line. You're number 16, now serving customer number 1

 

[Wally]

Get in line. You're number 16, now serving customer number 1

Faster!

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Faster!

Think of this line like the DMV, not Jimmy Johns.

 

[Wally]

She's not into old, chubby, bald men

He's not that old.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

He's not that old.

Compared to me he is

 

[Wally]

Think of this line like the DMV, not Jimmy Johns.

Like the ending of Beetlejuice.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Compared to me he is

I’m pretty sure I have clothes older than you.

 

[Wally]

Compared to me he is

Ok Pee-Wee.

 

[silverbullet2893]

@MyTripisCut ghost bear

 

[FrigidFTSup]

I’m pretty sure I have clothes older than you.

Don't doubt it

 

[oldngray]

Don't doubt it

Especially underwear.

 

[Operational needs]

What would you guys tell your teenaged daughter if she was bumming because boys tell her that she's the kind of girl they'd take to meet their mom while letting her down easy and moving on to a trashy girl?