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oldngray

nowhere special
It's about all I've ever drank. I didn't drink til I was 21 and started driving at 23 so my ultra cheap beer days were short lived.


I do remember killing a few 30 packs of stones back in the day
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cosmo1

Perhaps.
Staff member
Absolutely. My known beer side effects.

Coors light= headache

Yeungling= piss a lot

Rolling Rock = farts smell like a dead hyena

Bud/BudLight = crap my pants and can’t wipe enough

Mich Ultra= start getting a period...?..?

You should see where Yuengling gets their water.
 

sailfish

Master of Karate and Friendship for Everyone
Absolutely. My known beer side effects.

Coors light= headache

Yeungling= piss a lot

Rolling Rock = farts smell like a dead hyena

Bud/BudLight = crap my pants and can’t wipe enough

Mich Ultra= start getting a period...?..?
They used to make that Rolling Rock sh* not far from me.
 

Wally

BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
Absolutely. My known beer side effects.

Coors light= headache

Yeungling= piss a lot

Rolling Rock = farts smell like a dead hyena

Bud/BudLight = crap my pants and can’t wipe enough

Mich Ultra= start getting a period...?..?
So Mich is good to give the girlfriend after a "oops".
 

Wally

BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
I have one thing and one thing only to say.


Coors Light is America Eagle urine...soiled panties in every drop ...every time a coors light is opened an angel gets their wings because someone dies... George Washington hates Britain and Coors. every sip of cold sewer water known as coors light sucks.

If you don’t like coors light, you’re not a mouth breathing monkey.
Wow.
 

Brownslave688

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Got a buddy that does welding. Drove 3.5 hours away into Indiana to weld up part of a cell phone tower. Made $3200 for Half hour of actual work.

Punches his address into gps and 3 hours later he crosses the Michigan state line. :censored2: didn't bother looking to see what town or state. Just put in his number and street name
 
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