By Invitation Only

[burrheadd]

Plugs would swim naked in front of female secret service agents. They had to take it.

Where are all the metoo people demanding action?

It’s just uncle Joe being uncle Joe pay no attention to him

 

[Wally]

They teach inflation too.

Why is that funny?

 

[542thruNthru]

It's called panic.

Yes if you suddenly find yourself in water I understand. But swimming in a pool or a pond...

 

[MyTripisCut]

Why is that funny?

Was it?

 

[Old Man Jingles]

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Yes if you suddenly find yourself in water I understand. But swimming in a pool or a pond...

WSMFP

 

[Wally]

Was it?

Inflation is a technique of using clothing as a flotation device.

 

[MyTripisCut]

Inflation is a technique of using clothing as a flotation device.

Maybe

 

[542thruNthru]

WSMFP

That man is working those bongos! He must have a happy wife.

 

[Wally]

Maybe

No, it works.

 

[Brownslave688]

 

[cosmo1]

Chemical spill in Illinois sends 37 people to the hospital, including 7 in critical condition - CNN

“Tractor trailer”. Freaking city folk. Look at the pics.

Well, there was a tractor,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,and a trailer.

 

[Brownslave688]

Well, there was a tractor,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,and a trailer.

I kind of freaked out. My best friends wife’s family hauls a ton of anhydrous across the Midwest. The lawsuits from something like this would sink them.

 

[cosmo1]

I kind of freaked out. My best friends wife’s family hauls a ton of anhydrous across the Midwest. The lawsuits from something like this would sink them.

Nasty stuff.

 

[rod]

Problem is now we live 5 hours apart


And he basically knows it’s gonna if he ever leaves us alone.

Hell she tried giving me a handie at a concert when he went to the bathroom once.

Damn- you must be a hunk. Do you lift?

 

[MyTripisCut]

I am now Turdferguson.

 

[Operational needs]

I am now Turdferguson.

Hi Turd. Lol.

 

[MyTripisCut]

Hi Turd. Lol.

No one will notice the difference. Except I don’t have a cheesy moustache.

 

[MyTripisCut]

I am now funnier than @Wally and despised by @Old Man Jingles

 

[cosmo1]

I am now funnier than @Wally and despised by @Old Man Jingles

This will turn out funnier than last night.

 

[Brownslave688]

Damn- you must be a hunk. Do you lift?

Or she’s just a horn dog.