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[Operational needs]

I spit my soda all over Scooby

Is that what you named him? Lol.

 

[scooby0048]

Is that what you named him? Lol.

Holy S*! Give a girl an ass massage and she's a comedic genius.

 

[Wally]

Happy Ending?

At her age? Lol

 

[Wally]

LOL, I fixed it for you. I didn't realize getting your ass rubbed, affected what language you spoke.

Private parts are considered arse?

 

[Wally]

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OMG I just had the best massage ever!

15 minutes later...

 

[Wally]

Eww no. They even had a sign on the door to the massage room saying “Professional massage. Please leave your underwear on.” Lol.

 

[oldngray]

Ohio FedEx delivery man fixes stars and stripes pillows after dropping off package

 

[scooby0048]

Ohio FedEx delivery man fixes stars and stripes pillows after dropping off package

Some quotes from the comments section.


And in other news...
"UPS would have thrown thrown the package from the street and never seen the pillows."

"I like delivery drivers who aren't unionized."



Our heros...
"FedEx also support the 2nd Amendment. This is just another reason why I have been requesting everything I order is shipped via FedEx."

"Our fed ex driver hides our liquor shipments if we aren’t home even though they technically aren’t suppose to leave them"

 

[cosmo1]

Some quotes from the comments section.


And in other news...
"UPS would have thrown thrown the package from the street and never seen the pillows."

"I like delivery drivers who aren't unionized."



Our heros...
"FedEx also support the 2nd Amendment. This is just another reason why I have been requesting everything I order is shipped via FedEx."

"Our fed ex driver hides our liquor shipments if we aren’t home even though they technically aren’t suppose to leave them"

Typical Faux news viewers.

 

[sailfish]

Ohio FedEx delivery man fixes stars and stripes pillows after dropping off package

This is news? National news at that? Let's flip two pillows. WDFD. I wouldn't touch a in' thing on someone else's porch.

 

[Wally]

Some quotes from the comments section.
"I like delivery drivers who aren't unionized."



"Our fed ex driver hides our liquor shipments if we aren’t home even though they technically aren’t suppose to leave them"

That clown likes low wages and people that violate the law. Probably also a fan of illegals and jobs going overseas.

 

[Operational needs]

Good morning.

 

[Wally]

 

[Indecisi0n]

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Good morning.

Do you prefer guys with hairy butts or smooth ?

 

[Operational needs]

Do you prefer guys with hairy butts or smooth ?

Doesn’t matter as long as they don’t have a hairy back.

 

[Indecisi0n]

Doesn’t matter as long as they don’t have a hairy back.

Looks like @Future is out .

 

[burrheadd]

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[Wally]

 

[Wally]

 

[scooby0048]

That clown likes low wages and people that violate the law. Probably also a fan of illegals and jobs going overseas.

It was multiple quotes from people in the comments section. UPS is the enemy and FDx is the hero. Great, he fixed some pillows. I got a patriotic stiffy on over it. Nobody said S* to me when I stole their tattered flag and replaced it with a nasty note and new flag. friend*n commies!!