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[Operational needs]

It was multiple quotes from people in the comments section. UPS is the enemy and FDx is the hero. Great, he fixed some pillows. I got a patriotic stiffy on over it. Nobody said S* to me when I stole their tattered flag and replaced it with a nasty note and new flag. friend*n commies!!

You know it depends on the day. I’ve seen plenty of articles where they praise UPS and hate FedEx and vice versa.

 

[scooby0048]

You know it depends on the day. I’ve seen plenty of articles where they praise UPS and hate FedEx and vice versa.

My goal is to be on You tube one of these days hucking their S* six blocks to their steps.

 

[upschuck]

My goal is to be on You tube one of these days hucking their S* six blocks to their steps.

Instead of something worse?

 

[scooby0048]

Instead of something worse?

No, I'd take something worse but usually something worse is harder to pull off. I guess I could always drop a deuce on their porch like Amazon does.

 

[Operational needs]

No, I'd take something worse but usually something worse is harder to pull off. I guess I could always drop a deuce on their porch like Amazon does.

That would definitely get you on there. Lol.

 

[rod]

Do you prefer guys with hairy butts or smooth ?

yes

 

[Indecisi0n]

yes

Mine is very soft . Would make for a nice pillow .

 

[Wally]

 

[MyTripisCut]

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Constipated?

 

[MyTripisCut]

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Period at the pool?

 

[MyTripisCut]

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@Future asked her on a date?

 

[MyTripisCut]

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@Wilson1397 asked for a handy?

 

[Turdferguson]

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Seeing @MyTripisCut naked after stepping out of the shower?

 

[Wilson1397]

@Wilson1397 asked for a handy?

She realized her hand wasn’t big enough to grab it.

 

[MyTripisCut]

Seeing @MyTripisCut naked after stepping out of the shower?

 

[MyTripisCut]

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Last time a girl looked at me like this, I had toilet paper stuck to my crack. Lmfao.

 

[scooby0048]

Last time a girl looked at me like this, I had toilet paper stuck to my crack. Lmfao.

I get that look everytime I threaten my wife with sex.

 

[Operational needs]

Last time a girl looked at me like this, I had toilet paper stuck to my crack. Lmfao.

A little waxing will solve that problem. Lol.

 

[upschuck]

A little waxing will solve that problem. Lol.

That's what he used to pull the wax off with. Didn't work too well.

 

[MAKAVELI]

A little waxing will solve that problem. Lol.

Did you get a Brazilian with your massage?