scooby0048
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But of course!
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- Thread starter Brownslave688
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But of course!
scooby0048
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Pretty fantastic here as well!
upschuck
Well-Known Member
Got any plans for vacation?
BakerMayfield2018
Fight the power.
Beat it frog!
Wally
BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
Stampede!!!! Watch out!
BakerMayfield2018
Fight the power.
I'm about to start me a fire @Brownslave688
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Virescit Vulnere Virtus
Not really. Just doing stuff around the house.
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So you're just going to leave us hanging? I don't think so. Lol. I know you're going to tell us what happened at the convenience store.
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Yes!!! I'm going to a friend's birthday dinner tonight. Designated driver, Baby!! Lol.
scooby0048
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Oh that, it was nothing. Now my boy ripping his nail off could be a real *cough* nail biter!
scooby0048
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Besides, it's too long a story, y'all don't have time for that.
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Suuure we do. Get to typing. Lol.
upschuck
Well-Known Member
Oh Ronnie, shut up
Turdferguson
Just a turd
You got that right
BakerMayfield2018
Fight the power.
Hey. Who the hell let this frog in here??? Do I need to go get my baseball bat out of the trunk???
Turdferguson
Just a turd
I wish you would. I told him not to speak to me , but he just keeps on
upschuck
Well-Known Member
Yes, go beat some sense into you
upschuck
Well-Known Member
Hey turd
scooby0048
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Well, fine. It really was nothing but since you insist. I have to include @MyTripisCut and @Brownslave688 and @RonBurgandy??????????. I don't want to have to type this twice.
I was being an assshole.
Bought a 3 pack of Hostess peanut butter Yodels. Older (but not yet elderly) clerk tells me $2.69. So here we go;
Me: $2.69? They are all marked $2.09
Clerk: IDK sir that's what they are scanning at.
Me: But they are marked $2.09 and you are charging me almost a buck per Yodel? Can you get someone to fix this?
Clerk: I'll just adjust it for you. (punches some codes, ask for my debit again, re-scans Yodels and does some more typing. LIKE IT'S THE NUCLEAR LAUNCH CODE OR SOMETHING, huffs and puffs, slams my Yodels on counter.) It will be $2.22.
Me: Why is it $2.22 when it is marked $2.09?
Clerk: Tax i guess.
Me: (I really tried to hold it in at this point) What
tax? The $2.69 Yodels you rang in first did not have tax but the same Yodels at $2.09 have tax? Are we in the Twilight Zone or is this some sick common core math equation I'm just too stupid to understand?Clerk: IDK sir, that's what is ringing up.
Me: Get the damn manager over here, I'm done arguing about this. *(at this point I didn't realize that the Yodels the clerk slammed on the counter previously were now in direct line of my soon to be pounded fist)*
I slammed my fist on the counter which inadvertently was interrupted by the oooeey-goooey softness of the peanut butter Yodels being splattered all over me and the counter.
The manager came over just as the last drop of cake was landing and at that moment, I figured my case of mistaken price and common core tax math would go unresolved.
So, I paid $2.22 for the smashed Yodels and was asked not to return to the store.
