Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Geeeezus what is it hardwired in women’s brains that makes them WANT to fight!!!!
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Wally
BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
How about when they cry? Men can't win either way.
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
My wife rarely cries. Like a couple times in our 15 year together
Wally
BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
At least the tears end everything as we cave and fold like a cheap suitcase.
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Come home wife is “watching” tv while staring at her phone (2003 episode of law and order she’s probably seen 15 times)
Me: can you turn on the nfl draft. I’d just like to see where drew lock goes.
Her: ugh
Me: just check and see if it’s on the nfl network or espn.
She goes to the guide
Her: it’s on 140 (sigh)
Turns back on law and order.
Me: what’s wrong? (Asked like 4 times before I got an answer)
Her: I get 5 minutes to relax and you come in wanting watch the nfl draft immediately
(Really wanting to point out that she’s been on her phone the entire time and likely has no idea what’s even on tv)
Me knowing you don’t poke a hornets nest goes to heat myself up dinner. Head to the bedroom and turn on the NFL draft. Think thank god I avoided that fight.
5 min later she comes in.
OBVIOUSLY THE NFL DRAFT IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN SPENDING TIME WITH ME!!!! Get out I’m going to bed. Go watch your precious draft in the living room!!!
Me: can you turn on the nfl draft. I’d just like to see where drew lock goes.
Her: ugh
Me: just check and see if it’s on the nfl network or espn.
She goes to the guide
Her: it’s on 140 (sigh)
Turns back on law and order.
Me: what’s wrong? (Asked like 4 times before I got an answer)
Her: I get 5 minutes to relax and you come in wanting watch the nfl draft immediately
(Really wanting to point out that she’s been on her phone the entire time and likely has no idea what’s even on tv)
Me knowing you don’t poke a hornets nest goes to heat myself up dinner. Head to the bedroom and turn on the NFL draft. Think thank god I avoided that fight.
5 min later she comes in.
OBVIOUSLY THE NFL DRAFT IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN SPENDING TIME WITH ME!!!! Get out I’m going to bed. Go watch your precious draft in the living room!!!
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MyTripisCut
Never pumped gas
Lots of hormones flowin when you have another person growing in your belly.
rod
Retired 23 years
money
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Which is why I tried to leave her alone. Lol
rod
Retired 23 years
I think the marriage is doomed
MyTripisCut
Never pumped gas
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
I might have told her it’d be great if just one night some time in the future if she could not be a bitch. I’d really appreciate that.
burrheadd
KING Of GIFS
Need to get your house in order
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
She’s a crazy preg lady for probably 6 weeks. I could use support not wise asses
rod
Retired 23 years
Dream on---the older they get they crazier they become.
burrheadd
KING Of GIFS
I hear ya
Can’t remeber how many times I had to go to Taco Johns at 10:30 at night for a super burrito
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
I’ve been lucky with “cravings” she’s never once woke up or late at night been like I need this now.
Weird thing with this one is she could eat McAllister’s deli every damn day and the same thing.
This is from a woman that rarely eats leftovers because she hates eating the same thing over and over.
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Needless to say if I’m offered tomorrow off I’ll be playing hooky and going to watch endgame. Lol
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
542thruNthru
Well-Known Member
Stay strong man. Go outside and take a deep breath and then walk in calmly in the barn and PUNCH A gosh darn MINI HORSE IN THE FACE!
MyTripisCut
Never pumped gas
Easily the best tattoo I ever ever seen.
