Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Brand new yoga pants or something like yoga pants for Ava yesterday. 4t the top of her crack was hanging out half of the day. Could barely fit them over her bubble butt lol. Might be time for size 5
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Wait til brand new pants come home with holes in the knees. MFers drive me nuts.
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Your daughter gets holes in the knees? I know that’s pretty normal for boys. Lol.
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
If there’s a hole it’s gonna be huge by the time she gets done with it.
Her pants yesterday tied at the bottom to make a bow and left a “hole” according to her. She picked at those holes all day long.
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Geeeeeezus you can’t ask a dad that question.
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Lol. I mean from playing outside. I know boys play rough and like to slide around on their knees. Neither of my girls ever had holes in their knees.
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My youngest really cracked me up recently. I found out she hasn’t slept in her dorm room since the bed bug incident and because her roommate is a pig. She’s been staying with her boyfriend. I said, I sure am glad I put you on birth control before you went to college. She actually tried to lie and said, We’re not doing THAT! Seriously? I’m supposed to believe a 19 year boy is going to lie next to his girlfriend almost every night since December and they’re not doing THAT???? Lol.
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
We know what @542thruNthru kids shoes look like.
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Had way less sex with my wife after we moved in together than before.
542thruNthru
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How is it that the front of his shoes aren’t torn up? Lol.
542thruNthru
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Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Tie those things up. Broken ankle waiting to happen
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Got them yesterday.
542thruNthru
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It's called velcro you hillbilly!
542thruNthru
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I can't not confirm or deny that statement.
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Pretty sure that pic was taken on a bench at a shoe store.
542thruNthru
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No. It was taken 3 min before I posted it and at a airport bar.
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Give him a little nip so he will sleep the whole time?
