By Invitation Only

[542thruNthru]

So @BadIdeaGuy I was thinking, and maybe you're right and I should give things another chance. I'll start by asking this cute cashier I see at the hardware store all the time if she wants to get coffee or something Saturday.

Don't do that!


Knowing you, you probably drink some fruity ass mocha frappuccino latte or some S*

She'll think you're gay also the man bun won't help either.

 

[Operational needs]

I guess not drop dead or anything like that but you can tell she takes care of herself.

That’s a plus too as long as long as she isn’t over the top with it. High maintenance is just as bad. Lol.

 

[sailfish]

Don't do that!


Knowing you, you probably drink some fruity ass mocha frappuccino latte or some S*

She'll think you're gay also the man bun won't help either.

I actually have it down to a pretty consistent formula. Black with three sugars per eight to twelve ounces.

 

[sailfish]

Knowing you

Which you apparently don't.

 

[Operational needs]

My new motto. Lol.

 

[542thruNthru]

Which you apparently don't.

Says the guy that drinks liquor with gummy octopusus on it.

 

[burrheadd]

I guess not drop dead or anything like that but you can tell she takes care of herself.

you think she shaves that cootchie

 

[Wally]

I did it hung over yesterday. Took me 10 minutes.

My turf is still half asleep.

 

[Operational needs]

Says the guy that drinks liquor with gummy octopusus on it.

LOL. You guys kill me.

 

[sailfish]

Says the guy that drinks liquor with gummy octopusus on it.

I was posing it for the picture since my glass also has octopus tentacles etched on it. Dumb ass.

 

[sailfish]

you think she shaves that cootchie

I'm game either way.

 

[542thruNthru]

My turf is still half asleep.

Mines growing nice. I'll snap a pic tomorrow.

 

[542thruNthru]

I was posing it for the picture since my glass also has octopus tentacles etched on it. Dumb ass.

Uh huh... I showed it to my wife's lesbian friends and they commended you on coming out to everyone on here.

It took me a hour to convince them that you're not gay... At least that what you say.

 

[Brownslave688]

Don’t listen to these two! Go for it!!!

it’s April fools

 

[sailfish]

it’s April fools

Dammit. Why you gotta sh* all over my fun?

 

[Brownslave688]

Dammit. Why you gotta sh* all over my fun?

That’s why I said not today. Still no one caught on

 

[sailfish]

There's not even a cashier. I just made her up.

 

[Brownslave688]

There's not even a cashier. I just made her up.

So your perfect gf

 

[Operational needs]

@scooby0048 Happy Birthday! I hope all is well with you.

 

[BadIdeaGuy]

So @BadIdeaGuy I was thinking, and maybe you're right and I should give things another chance. I'll start by asking this cute cashier I see at the hardware store all the time if she wants to get coffee or something Saturday.

Lol. I do have a calendar.
Nice try.