Customer answers door - full frontal nudity

[gingerkat]

I didnt tell, anybody.......you answered the door naked! your secret Is safe!

I noticed you never came back. Now all my crap is on will call

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I noticed you never came back. Now all my crap is on will call

Your claws scared me!..lol....Nice tail!

 

[gingerkat]

Yikes, I thought I had that tail tucked in. Sorry it was pre-surgery

 

[gingerkat]

I kinda wish some of you guys lived near me. I think I want to go out for mojitos tonight. We need to have virtual mojitos!

 

[Operational needs]

I kinda wish some of you guys lived near me. I think I want to go out for mojitos tonight. We need to have virtual mojitos!

Margarita for me, please.

 

[gingerkat]

Done! Can you imagine all of us on Skype or FaceTime? Holy sheep - lol

 

[FilingBluesFL]

Done! Can you imagine all of us on Skype or FaceTime? Holy sheep - lol

If you thought when google went down they lost a huge portion of internet traffic... imagine what would happen to the internet if we did this... lol

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Yikes, I thought I had that tail tucked in. Sorry it was pre-surgery

The other tail....plus the line was very long

 

[gingerkat]

You're not suppose to tell my secrets…don't make me talk about the size of your tail

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

[quoite="gingerkat, post: 1264210, member: 43502"]You're not suppose to tell my secrets…don't make me talk about the size of your tail[/quote]
Hey It was cold outside, I just got out of the pool!

 

[gman042]

Oh boy.............

 

[upscat]

anyone who has delivered for any time at all has probably experienced some type of nudity. Do we really refuse to deliver the package because we don't like how the customer is dressed? Really?

 

[Rico]

You don't fool me.
"I've been the exact opposite. I've never gone a week in 24 years without giving my wife flowers. The cost always differs. Expensive for important weeks, free on others. I'll even go and pick dandelions out of the yard just to get her to smile. Fortunately her favorites are also pretty inexpensive so it's no big cost per week to make her happy."
[/quote]

That was so easy when one of my pickup stops was a greenhouse that grew long stem roses

 

[Rico]

anyone who has delivered for any time at all has probably experienced some type of nudity. Do we really refuse to deliver the package because we don't like how the customer is dressed? Really?

I remember my first peak delivering to a house around 9PM. I knocked on the porch door (in New England no one uses the front door) and heard a woman's voice call out "JUst a moment!". Being new, I waited. She wasn't nude, but she was wearing one of those bustier thingys with garters and stockings. Needless to say, I stared. She just looked me in the eye and said "your not my husband". Nope, I'm not. Have a nice evening.

 

[bleedinbrown58]

[quoite="gingerkat, post: 1264210, member: 43502"]You're not suppose to tell my secrets…don't make me talk about the size of your tail

Hey It was cold outside, I just got out of the pool![/quote] a likely story....lol