Dilligaf doesn`t believe in poisonous cows.

ajblakejr

Age quod agis
Did you ever really look at a Cheesehead?
They are zombie disciples...look at those yo-yo's...the way they salivate at a green pasture (clever disguise as football field)..

ZOMBIES!!!
 

Dizzee

ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs
There is actually a protector among cows...................


Spidercow, Spidercow,
Does whatever a spider can.
Eats a human, any size,
Catches children just like flies.
Look out! Here comes the Spidercow.

Is he strong? Listen bud—
He's got radioactive blood.
Can he swing from a thread?
Take a look overhead.
Hey there! There goes the Spidercow.

In the chill of the night,
At the scene of the crime,
Like a streak of light,
He sneaks off just in time!

Spidercow, Spidercow,
Horrible neighborhood Spidercow.
Wealth and fame, he's ignored—
Human flesh is his reward.
To him,Life is a great big bang-up—
Wherever there's a hang-up,
You'll find the Spidercow!
 

curiousbrain

Well-Known Member
Poisonous cows are dangerous, but very rarely fatal. Great Whites on the other hand are killing machines.
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Apparently, cows are more deadly than sharks ...

http://deepseanews.com/2011/04/when-cows-attack/
 
This is how they suck you in....starting as a kid you trust the cow..............

It`s a conspiracy from the Dairy Council. Milk lobbyists hide the fact that cows are deadly to protect billions in revenue. Whens the last time you ate a rattle snake? No rattle snake lobbyists ,thats why.
 

curiousbrain

Well-Known Member
Through the CIA (that is Cow Information Agency, for you newcomers), I have obtained this secret historical footage of what it will be like when the Bovine Uprising begins. You have been warned.

[video=youtube;tUZmYJfycYg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUZmYJfycYg[/video]
 
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