Dilligaf doesn`t believe in poisonous cows.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBksHaTQCbU
 

fethrs

Well-Known Member
WOW. I haven't been online much latley and look what I've missed.
Man, I am sooo glad I'm not in the midwest.. Scary cows, bad cows, bad, bad
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ajblakejr

Age quod agis
The venomous Chameleon cow of the strawberry region of the Midwest.

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There were several shrines built all over the Midwest kingdom of Bovine. Each had its own special purpose and location. For example, one particular shrine was made to honor the Bovine Chameleon cow of the strawberry (featured in previous post) as well as the Iowa Butter Bovine.

Iowa Butter Bovine rules the entrance of what is commonly known as the Iowa State Fair.
Carved in butter, pure fat, a shrine that calls to the indigenous people of Iowa to make a yearly pilgrimage.
 

DS

Fenderbender
The Mooslims.
In India the cow is sacred.This is how the term Muslim originated.
Nobody knows this,but cows are ambidextrous.
In Iceland,cows all have hairy hooves.
Cows have 7 stomachs,allowing them to consume a weeks worth of human babies.
Africans eat scorpions and tarantulas,Americans eat cows.
French cows actually say le's moo.
Cows that have 3 colors are schitzophrenic,take caution .
Cows in upstate New York are high in protein and should be consumed in small amounts.:cowboysmile:
 

DS

Fenderbender
Q: Where do baby cows go for lunch?
A: To a calf-a tiria!
Theres 2 cows in a field, One cow looks at the other cow and says "moo." The other cow looks back and says "I was just going to say that"
Q: How do you tell a cow is exceptional?
A: It's out standing in its field
 
An old bull and a young bull are standing atop a hill overlooking a field of cows before them. Excited the young bull says "Hey, lets run down there and boink one of those cows!". The old bull looks at him and says " Let's walk down there and boink them all!"
 
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