Helpers starting here next week.

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by BestSupEver, Oct 26, 2018.

  1. BestMgrEver

    BestMgrEver Hot girl summer

    I would appreciate it if you drivers would stop kicking your helpers out because you're anti social.
  2. burrheadd

    burrheadd KING Of GIFS

    Tell’em to sit down,hang on and shut up
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  3. TooTechie

    TooTechie Geek in Brown

    Use of a helper is ultimately at our discretion. They can force us to pick them up, but not how long we keep them. They listen to me now as to whether I need them or not because the last time they tried to force me to use them when I didn't need them I kept them for 45 minutes and dropped them off and went through 3 helpers in 8 days.

    Then when they load me up where I actually can use the helper and the paper says helper authorized hours: 2.4356437 hours, I always keep them as long as I need them and they've never said a word to me.
  4. eats packages

    eats packages I have depth perception issues

    As long as they can get out of the chair, stand by the tire, then get back into the chair.
    And do absoutely nothing else notable.
  5. eats packages

    eats packages I have depth perception issues

    Pro tip: do not give your helper the flashlight or he will blind you and you'll both crash and die. I speak as the person holding the flashlight.
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  6. 1989

    1989 Well-Known Member

    Have you just come back from the dead?
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  7. Poop Head

    Poop Head Lovin' every minute of it!

    Had a helper once that would use the Lazer from the diad as a flashlight. Constantly hitting the scan button. Board lasted maybe twenty stops
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  8. Jackburton

    Jackburton Gone Fish'n

    Don’t worry, your unreasonable availability demands, broken promises, and inability to correctly pay them will chase them off before we can.
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  9. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    I liked social but what I liked more is competency and willingness to do the task at hand.
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  10. bumped

    bumped Well-Known Member

    We'd appreciate it if you'd give the helpers more than 1.99 hours.
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  11. Two Tokes

    Two Tokes Give it to me Baby

    And when the car stops Get your ass to the bottom as quickly and safely as possible
  12. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

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  13. Two Tokes

    Two Tokes Give it to me Baby

    How in the hell are we suppose to keep anyone good when we can not give them at least 4 hours a day.
    It is not worth the hassle for anything less even if you work in the building
  14. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    I do have to admit it's really entertaining to watch them trip and fall over lawn decoration strings .
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  15. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    Sometimes drivers do that too. So I've heard.
  16. Protein Fart

    Protein Fart Well-Known Member

    The first driver I ever helped was a 15 year vet. We smoked a j on Christmas Eve lunch and he tipped me a sev for showing up everyday for him all peek. Was a good peek season.
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  17. The Real Jack RyanMI6

    The Real Jack RyanMI6 Active Member

    "Our Truck Our Rules!"
    Just working as directed
    If you cant handle the consequences of your own rule your the masters, create a different rule for us to follow, see how it works!
  18. Heavy Package

    Heavy Package Well-Known Member

    Peak Season shift change at UPS

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  19. WorkinLateHuh

    WorkinLateHuh Active Member

    This shows that they need to scrap all the current training and teach them how to walk effectively. Lets get back to the basics of motor skills.
  20. 35years

    35years Well-Known Member

    I just want a helper with an IQ over 60, age under 60, and weight under 260.
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