Here we go again....

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by BigUnionGuy, Dec 12, 2019.

  1. BigUnionGuy

    BigUnionGuy Got the T-Shirt

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  2. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

    Good old NJ. The story said he was found in the backyard. I bet it was @Wally he went to the first place he felt safe. A yard.
     
  3. rocket man

    rocket man Well-Known Member

    I remember when I lived in New York New Jersey there are a hell of a lot of bars in New Jersey
     
  4. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Union got him only a warning letter .
     
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  5. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    The yard is not safe. Those switchers are kamikaze's!
     
  6. BigUnionGuy

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    That Local is slacking.

    It should have been an undocumented "talk with".


    :biggrin:
     
  7. What'dyabringmetoday???

    What'dyabringmetoday??? Well-Known Member

  8. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    The guy was just blowing off some steam.
     
  9. I have been lurking

    I have been lurking KEIKOKU, KEIKOKU! Wrong turn!

    DAMNIT SPIDER (he k nows what he did)
     
  10. Wrong

    Wrong :))

    • DWI;
    • reckless driving;
    • failing to report a motor vehicle accident;
    • leaving the scene of a crash with injuries;
    • having an open container of alcohol in a motor vehicle;
    • operating a commercial vehicle while intoxicated;
    • driving with a suspended license.
    He should of called an Uber to help him deliver.
     
  11. MECH-lift

    MECH-lift Union Brother

    DEMAND 8 TOMORROW
     
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  12. Mugarolla

    Mugarolla Light 'em up!

    Ask to enter rehab before they fire you.
     
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  13. Rack em

    Rack em First to worst!

    One of our supervisors threatened people who want 8 hours that it will be cleaning in the building.
     
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  14. PT Car Washer

    PT Car Washer Well-Known Member

    Wash and park the package cars that go out Saturday.
     
  15. MECH-lift

    MECH-lift Union Brother

    push a broom ? NO PROBLEM
     
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  16. Oak

    Oak Active Member

    Slower than he might like. You see, we haven't been trained as porters and don't know their safety guidelines. Hmmm, I wonder what the MSDS says for this cleaner?
     
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  17. BigUnionGuy

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    Ask to enter rehab.... before you commit a dischargeable offense.
     
  18. BigUnionGuy

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    And, ask for a demonstration of the methods....
     
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  19. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Not that there is anything wrong with that...
     
  20. Air Recovery

    Air Recovery Active Member

    Sometimes I have helpers who I also feel like abandoning