I had to PEE!

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by hungrydude5, Nov 15, 2008.

  1. hungrydude5

    hungrydude5 Member

    So I'm out delivering on saturday, when I get this urge. I'm out in the middle of nowhere. And in the middle of nowhere is a business, not a large business, but a business. They were closed, of course. Monday through Friday only, no weekend business. (Why would they want a next day sat. when they know they aint gonna be there?!) So i sheet it, closed 1, delivery notice, yada yada. They have woods out in the back, so I take this urge and get rid of that urge in the woods. What was I supposed to do? The nearest gas station is 20 minutes away, no other businesses. Get back to the truck, as I'm grabbing the hand rail I see the businesses neighbor (residence) sitting at I suppose their dining room table, they weren't looking at me as I was entering the truck. But I'm assuming they saw me take a piss right in front of them, I was facing away from them and about 50 yards away. So this is just great, plus I had 7 closed and 2 NSP's too, wonderful. I had no choice, and I wasn't peeing my pants for the company. Can't wait to get called in the office on monday to explain this one, assuming they (the residence) are going to call this in.
  2. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Oh, they probably won't call anything in, BUT you'll have a miliion hits on the You Tube video they posted !! :happy-very:
  3. 705red

    705red Browncafe Steward

    What? No empty bottle? Cmon rookie! No one will ever see you inside the truck using the bottle.
  4. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    What do you think driver release bags are for?
  5. 705red

    705red Browncafe Steward

    Safe sex?
  6. upsdude

    upsdude Well-Known Member

    They're not big enough.
  7. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    Depth or circumference?
  8. upsdude

    upsdude Well-Known Member

  9. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    OK, let's move on.

    <nothing to see here!>
  10. upsdude

    upsdude Well-Known Member

    I'm I'm moving sir, sorry. What's the camera for? Sorry, I'll shut up now, moving, I'm moving.
  11. soberups

    soberups Pees in the brown Koolaid

    I have a rural area on my route and I have been busted a couple of times by customers while taking a leak behind a tree. Fortunately, country people who spend any time outdoors usually do the same thing themselves and do not regard it as a big deal.

    UPS could save thousands of dollars anually on fuel and driving time if they would just cut an 8" diameter hole in the floor of the package compartment and install a little hinged flap over it. The driver could step into the back, close the bulkhead door, open up the flap and let 'er rip. Hell, if the hole was properly positioned you could even sort a shelf while you were at it.
  12. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    It is a sad state of affairs in our country when if someone was to report you doing this, in *some* places you could end up having to register as a sex offender.
  13. 705red

    705red Browncafe Steward

    Why's that? Because of the sheep he was chasing?
  14. satellitedriver

    satellitedriver Moderator Staff Member

    I had to laugh at this. On long car trips we (meaning me and my 4 brothers) use to have to pee in a coke bottle and pour it out thru a rusted out hole in the floor board going down the road.
    Sorry if that is too much info.
  15. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt Dark Prince of Double Standards Staff Member

    Too bad the wand was not longer, then you could have eliminated the intermediate storage in the coke bottle. :wink2:
  16. satellitedriver

    satellitedriver Moderator Staff Member

    Actually, Hoax, that was my preferred method.
  17. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    in my area,the world is my bathroom. but I at least check my surroundings before taking care of business. And the best part of early nightall......I can stop in the middle of hte neighborhood and hang it out the door and take care of business.

    BLACKBOX Life is a Highway...

    Has anyone ever been in the middle of unloading in your pee bottle with the door closed only to hear a customer calling you...Hellooooo UPS driver............I had to say, "I be with you in a minute just finishing up some paperwork."

    and also....how many of you pee'd in a bottle that wasn't large enough and you felt like emptying it out the door without zipping your pants up so you can start again?
  19. Porkman

    Porkman New Member

    u guys dont know rough,try squating between trailers with a bad burger that u ate at a truckstop while fueling and you are trying to process while on the side of the road with traffic roaring by and you realize the roll u left on the dolly post is not there anymore and your b driver is waiting for u to get back in
  20. chev

    chev Nightcrawler

    If that's what you are thinking, you are putting it on the wrong head. :happy-very::surprised:

    Always carry an empty bottle! First rule of rural delivery.