...or the posters are more honest up there. I can't picture a sup saying "I promise" anything. Sounds like something a 3rd grader says to get a new toy.
I promise you'll get a brand new shiny truck and a gravy route if you get done in under 9.5 just this one time. Pretty please with sugar on top.
Are you kidding?????
NO!
As a matter of fact, when I started complaining to my center manager that my hip was starting to hurt, due to being torqued in an odd position from the 22" step in and out of my old 800, he promised that he would get me a NEW truck with a lower step, power steering and automatic. Which is exactly what he did.
What he did not say was, the pkg car will be NEW to you. Nor did he mention that it would come with the previous driver's B.O. permanently resonating throughout the rear compartment. This pkg car was manufactured in 2006, only has 53k miles and is already funkdafied.