My route is soooo rural...

[PASinterference]

Nasty buggers.

We call them love bugs. Mayflies are the worst around here. A big swarm will clog the grill and radiator up and cause the engine to overheat.

 

[3 done 3 to go]

They're not albino, just white. I would have peacocks if I had a farm. They're better than dogs as alarms.

The one place way out on the mountain. They have 18 peacocks. All squawking at the same time.

 

[Operational needs]

The one place way out on the mountain. They have 18 peacocks. All squawking at the same time.

I love their sound. Plus they're beautiful.

 

[3 done 3 to go]

Maybe 1 or 2. 18 is ridiculous

 

[cosmo1]

I love their sound. Plus they're beautiful.

Beautiful, maybe (I used to use their tail feathers when I was tying trout flies).

But their cry is annoying as hell.

 

[rod]

Uh that looks like FedEx looking at the labels

next question----why would a FedEx driver call himself OrioN

 

[OrioN]

Because I followed his trace & it lead me to the wrong team?

Sounds better than R.O.A.D.S. FedEx version of the similar program

Peacocks sounds aren't as bad as the following:

Maybe that's why some brownies stay behind the wheel way past their retirement year?

 

[OrioN]

... so I have an equestrian area, saw a tween riding a horse and texting on her phone

Geezus, u are smashing yo cameltoe on a saddle, steering yo horse down a narrow road & u are oblivious to the aminal beneath u?!?

 

[Brownslave688]

... that on some roads, I need my headlights ON!

I have a couple of narrow 2 lane roads, with drainage ditches on each side (no shoulder like the pic above)

Fall is coming & while the scenery is awesomesauce, wet leaves are as worse as ice roads...

Leaves are as worse as ice.


An English teacher somewhere just rolled over in their grave.

 

[OrioN]

Well, Can youse help this dumb truck driver setup a gofundme page to help edumicate me in teh Engrish Artz?

I want nuffin' butt teh best skoolz, yo!

I'll also need a shrink Ray...

K, thanx, buh-bye! xoxo

 

[DumbTruckDriver]

Well, Can youse help this dumb truck driver setup a gofundme page to help edumicate me in teh Engrish Artz?

I want nuffin' butt teh best skoolz, yo!

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I'll also need a shrink Ray...

K, thanx, buh-bye! xoxo

I take offense to this. I spel purdy gud.

 

[sir digby chicken caesar]

I love my rural route. Not a lot of stops, lot of time behind the glass. I had to cover some stops in the 'burbs a couple of days and hated it. I don't think I'd do this if I couldn't do RD. But I live in a rural area too, so it's like home away from home.
Load up my truck with treestands and turkey decoys and let get me the hell on the road!

 

[Scottyhawk]

Would rather deliver in the woods than in the hoods

 

[Scottyhawk]

Unless this dude shows up with a banjo