New job.

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by ColdHarvest, Jan 6, 2019.

  1. Box Ox

    Box Ox Well-Known Member

    Nobody with immediate $190K cushy office job with coffee servant girl and equivalent benefits earnings potential would try working in UPS package operations instead. Nobody.
     
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  2. MyTripisCut

    MyTripisCut Wake Up!

    Hey guys, just wanted to let you all know, I decided to quit UPS on Friday. Over the weekend I found a job that pays triple. They also gave me a house, with a doctor inside, in case I get sick. They pay for BJs on my way to and from work as well. It’s awesome. I get two 19 year old girls to get me coffee and make sammiches too! They gave my kids unicorns as well. Anyways, stay safe guys.
     
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  3. H.E. Pennypacker

    H.E. Pennypacker Mmm, Mombasa!

    Yeah, sounds like its time to hang up the old jersey. This forum aint for you shill
     
  4. Heavy Package

    Heavy Package Active Member

    Yeah, right. Because you submitted a resume for a Director level position or higher in a large, well established company and interviewed with them relating your experience as a UPS delivery driver to their needs as a department head or VP.

    You would get laughed out the door. Coming from someone who is married to a Director level at a large corporation.
     
  5. Brownsocks

    Brownsocks Just a dog

    This jobs not for everyone. Goodluck at McDonalds!
     
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  6. Re-Raise

    Re-Raise Well-Known Member



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    190 isn’t double... so there big shot
     
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  7. H.E. Pennypacker

    H.E. Pennypacker Mmm, Mombasa!

    Salt of the earth this guy
     
  8. BigUnionGuy

    BigUnionGuy Got the T-Shirt


    What is your preferred hand moisturizer ? Does it smear the screen on your phone ?


    How do you handle, your thighs chaffing ?

    Where do you poop.... now ?

    And, what's for lunch ?
     
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  9. CoolStoryBro

    CoolStoryBro Active Member

    You tried to handle cardboard and FAILED.

    COOL STORY BRO.
     
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  10. Ho-rion

    Ho-rion New Member

    The old dbags on here are so jaded by the money that they take somebody being able to walk away as a direct hit to their own egos. "You're a pusillanimous" "you failed" but I'm a big man, I succeeded. LOL. That being said this post is almost certainly BS.
     
  11. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

    Exactly!! @ColdHarvest has to be some special kind of idiot if he thinks anyone will believe he walked right into a 200k job with no experience other then a college degree.
     
  12. Zowert

    Zowert Active Member

    I dont hear drivers walking around gloating about their income at my center, and there are more than a few here that reeled in over $100k last year.
     
  13. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

    I have no problem with people moving on and doing better then working at UPS. There are plenty of jobs that are much better.

    Though when you come on here and act like a tool then a few months later tell us how you landed a 190k job with no experience. Yeah we are going to rag on you.
     
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  14. Jkloc420

    Jkloc420 Well-Known Member

    lmao
     
  15. Jkloc420

    Jkloc420 Well-Known Member

    i bet this is Dave on a fake name
     
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  16. Jkloc420

    Jkloc420 Well-Known Member

    he makes more then you and came on to tell people but he is not gloating
     
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  18. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    I left and now clear $2395 a month.
     
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  19. Jkloc420

    Jkloc420 Well-Known Member

    h
    you are very handsome