New job.

[542thruNthru]

Anyone else curious as to what job he landed? Not too many civilian jobs where you get free benefits...maybe a congressman? Senator?

Please enlighten us because I love my job but if I can make twice as much, count me in.

He's the supreme ruler of the neighborhood of make believe

 

[BigBrown87]

What is your new job? I think a few people have asked, still haven't heard a response of this great economic opportunity. Please enlighten us dumb and poor UPS drivers so we can put in applications immediately.

 

[Wally]

Got 18 funny’s on that one pal. And my dog pooped on my lawn today too!

STAND BACK EVERYONE! @MyTripisCut's BIG, FAT HEAD IS GONNA' EXPLODE!!!!

 

[Wally]

What is your new job? I think a few people have asked, still haven't heard a response of this great economic opportunity. Please enlighten us dumb and poor UPS drivers so we can put in applications immediately.

Script writer for Shecky O'Greene.

 

[Re-Raise]

Got 18 funny’s on that one pal. And my dog pooped on my lawn today too!

I gave you 19th even though I was only mildly amused

 

[Days]

I think almost everyone who works at UPS and Hates their job realizes that there aren’t any better options

 

[PT Car Washer]

I think almost everyone who works at UPS and Hates their job realizes that there aren’t any better options

There is always other options and hundreds of employees, both FT or PT or hourly or management, discover this every year. Life is too short to hate what you do for a large portion of your life.

 

[Maple Grove MN Driver]

@ColdHarvest
How is being a Secret Squirrel Black Ops High Speed Low Drag Operator treating you?

What color is the boat house at Hereford?

Yup, he also was some sort of contractor for the USMC in another thread where he claimed to be paid over 100k a year with access to a private plane and could pick his missions. So of course he comes to UPS and pushes cardboard at 10 bucks a hour for a little while and then one day remembers....


OMG... I forgot I have this fancy degree.. I can get a job that starts at 190k a year with full benefits and have a 19 year old girl get me coffee.

 

[Covemastah]

Hey guys, just wanted to let you all know, I decided to quit UPS on Friday. Over the weekend I found a job that pays triple. They also gave me a house, with a doctor inside, in case I get sick. They pay for BJs on my way to and from work as well. It’s awesome. I get two 19 year old girls to get me coffee and make sammiches too! They gave my kids unicorns as well. Anyways, stay safe guys.

Did they give you corporate seats at the fake Yankee stadium with free booze and hookers and guaranteed Yankee World Series victory ???

 

[MyTripisCut]

Did they give you corporate seats at the fake Yankee stadium with free booze and hookers and guaranteed Yankee World Series victory ???

No guarantees until Chris Sale’s arm falls off.

 

[numberonedriver]

Decided to quit on Friday? More like got fired.

 

[Frankie's Friend]

30 year driver who I'd spoken with before delivered to my office last Friday. Fist bumped me while I was outside on a smoke break, and congratulated me for heeding his advice and getting the friend out.

Not my problem the low brows can't handle it.

If your life is stress free now why do you need to smoke?

 

[Frankie's Friend]

Exactly!! @ColdHarvest has to be some special kind of idiot if he thinks anyone will believe he walked right into a 200k job with no experience other then a college degree.

Obama did.
Had Biden get him coffee in a miniskirt.

 

[Frankie's Friend]

I have no problem with people moving on and doing better then working at UPS. There are plenty of jobs that are much better.

Though when you come on here and act like a tool then a few months later tell us how you landed a 190k job with no experience. Yeah we are going to rag on you.

He's probably @Dragon 's boss now.