YES...it is hot enough for me today, thanks for asking. YES...I am working late this evening. YES...I do have something for you. YES...I have heard the UPS/FedEx "Fed Up" joke, thanks anyway. YES...it is raining outside. YES...I have the "2-55" air conditioner in my truck, ha ha ha. YES...Christmas is sort of a busy time for us. YES...they try to have us make right turns only. Attention Union negotiating committee....in our next contract, I would like to have the ability to trade 1 (one) optional holiday in exchange for the ability to biatch-slap an ignorant customer without fear of termination.