Repeat of 2013 peak?

[BrownThunder]

One stop at a time! We're paid by the hour so personally I don't mind being out until 10 if that's what it calls for. The less organized they are the bigger my check is!

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Where you at again? We're having the warmest year on record over here, 10-day forecast is all high 40's low 50's, average is under 30 lol. Insanely mild here, no complaints.

MinneSnowta

 

[oldngray]

MinneSnowta

At least it isn't cold there.

Though @UPSClerkGirl did need to wear shoes.

 

[Heidegger]

Pretty sure they're desperate for helpers. I already quit and they've called me yesterday and today. I think this is the first peak, second one being near Christmas.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

At least it isn't cold there.

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Though @UPSClerkGirl did need to wear shoes.

Thank God she has an SUV. Would probably cause a 30 car wreck on her way to work

 

[PiedmontSteward]

These idiots dropped the ball again today. Looked like an atomic bomb went off in our center today. Their so retarded they said they didnt know how much amazon was coming today. They couldnt even get all the trailers done, held us til after 10am, didnt get out til 1015. They didnt even have enough bodies to run extra routes we needed today. Freakin absolutely ridiculous Amazon was today. My truck had to be 70 percent amazon, i shoot u not lol. I kindly dropped a nuttsmash on their foreheads til 10pm lmfao. How long we been doing this peak stuff retards lol.

This is the best post in BrownCafe history.

I'm going to start using nuttsmash with your permission.

 

[Jones]

Everybody rolled loads last night. We're off to a great start.

 

[Turdferguson]

Maybe @turdferguson can help.

They keep hounding me

 

[rod]

At least it isn't cold there.

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Though @UPSClerkGirl did need to wear shoes.

I bet she could drive circles around any big cry baby from Atlanta or Dallas or any of those places where they go into an absolute panic at the drop of one snow flake or a little ice.

 

[Bagels]

I don't know how you guys do this every year but I'm gonna stick it out.

When you get your check, add a 0 at the end of the number & that's how...

 

[Bagels]

I hate it, but that's what they tell us we have to do. I try to keep helper numbers low, and just see if guys will jump between drivers. Usually can get them a full day that way. Plus it tells me a lot, if they want the hours, I know I can depend on them to show up.

Helpers are entitled to stay on the clock "in between" drivers + receive mileage reimbursement for the distance from one driver to another, therefore this never happens here except out of desperation.

 

[toonertoo]

and so it begins,

Shipment Tracking



We're writing about the order(s) (#104-4409548-9905850).

We're writing to let you know there was a transit delay and the delivery of your package may be delayed by 1 - 2 days. UPS will deliver the package as soon as possible. We're very sorry about this unavoidable delay and we appreciate your patience.

 

[Catatonic]

This is the best post in BrownCafe history.

I'm going to start using nuttsmash with your permission.

Be careful with @jumpman23 !
I started trying to use his words
and it messed my mind up ... no snizzle!

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Helpers are entitled to stay on the cock "in between" drivers + receive mileage reimbursement for the distance from one driver to another, therefore this never happens here except out of desperation.

You might want to correct one of those words! Lol

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Be careful with @jumpman23 !
I started trying to use his words
and it messed my mind up ... no snizzle!

Wasn't the drugs?

 

[Catatonic]

Helpers are entitled to stay on the cock "in between" drivers + receive mileage reimbursement for the distance from one driver to another, therefore this never happens here except out of desperation.

Hmmmm ... somehow I doubt that is in the contract?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Hmmmm ... somehow I doubt that is in the contract?

I'm still laughing.

 

[Catatonic]

Wasn't the drugs?

It was jumpy !
I swear.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

It was jumpy !
I swear.

He sold you the good stuff?

 

[Catatonic]

He sold you the good stuff?

I bought into that snitchl BOOM!