Wally
BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
You can make a solid $15 a hour with zero benefits!
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Netsua 3:16
AND THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE
Est.1998
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The top runners normally remain employed at UPS.
Runners like the op will be suspended for a while and be back to breaking the rules before you can say 9.5!
clean hairy
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Surprised he did not use this one!
"Not MY fault!"
"No one taught or showed me proper seat belt use!"
"Not MY fault!"
"No one taught or showed me proper seat belt use!"
SorryLazyPOS
Big Kahuna Burger
Would if you were to fall out of the truck while driving? This is just dumb putting everyone at risk.
Indecisi0n
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But his kid has a baseball game tonight that he needs to get to.
quad decade guy
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As long as he doesn't kill anyone else......his death is acceptable. And at least removes him from other possibilities.
Made brown
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You cannot control a vehicle when you are not in the driver seat.
35years
Gravy route
I am old enough to remember driving a car without seatbelts even being equipped, much less required to use.
My brother's 1968 VW van without belts was seriously scary.
As to UPS...Back in the day we were trained to fasten it as we pulled away from the curb, and unbuckle as we were rolling to a stop. After years of doing this method it took months to retrain myself.
First time I heard of someone sitting on a fastened belt was a driver who was ejected during an accident. I admit I did it a few times back in the 1980s. First time you have to hit the breaks hard or swerve to miss something takes care of that.
My brother's 1968 VW van without belts was seriously scary.
As to UPS...Back in the day we were trained to fasten it as we pulled away from the curb, and unbuckle as we were rolling to a stop. After years of doing this method it took months to retrain myself.
First time I heard of someone sitting on a fastened belt was a driver who was ejected during an accident. I admit I did it a few times back in the 1980s. First time you have to hit the breaks hard or swerve to miss something takes care of that.
quad decade guy
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I had a Center Mgr. try to fire me for this very thing. He was desperate(and the Division) to fire me. He even said they had it on film....
Intent to terminate. I called their bluff....I said "Let's go!" It died that day and I never heard another word...so odd.
542thruNthru
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burrheadd
KING Of GIFS
Lemme guess all the other drivers were very impressed
1BROWNWRENCH
Amatuer Malthusian
I was waiting for someone to mentions this as I scrolled through this absurdity.
Just A UPS Guy
Bully.
Uh ohh....wait 'til @olroadbeech finds out about this....
542thruNthru
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Funny you say that. I was going to photoshop a award with name " The Olroadbeech award" on it but didn't have the time.
Just A UPS Guy
Bully.
Man...woulda been money!
Steamer
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I used to be a runner to qualify and get in good my first few months after. Now I drive exactly the speed limit or a little less, always use proper methods, and just work at a good brisk normal pace. They would rather have safe, and uninjured drivers than a runner. It's hard to be a runner gunner when you're fired, injured, or have an accident.
