To all you youngsters thinking about making UPS a career

[FrigidFTSup]

Never said I didn't try it. Just saying it's not in my dreams.

542 top, @Gumby bottom is my next username

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Ouch, IESucks I thought we were friends. Why would you say something so mean to me and with such bad spelling. By the way what's a pall mall is that some sort of lubricant?

You need to work on your anger issues my friend. I mean after all the private things I told you about nothing before 1030 I thought we'd have a deeper connection.

I hope your best friend doesn’t leave like mine

 

[542thruNthru]

I hope your best friend doesn’t leave like mine

He's not my best friend he's my soul mate. Also when you look this good. They never leave you.

 

[cosmo1]

Your dream is ANY woman interested in you so ull have something else to do besides sittin on the couch with ur pall malls overflowing the ashtray scanning this site for clever things to say that no one here cares about

Wow! What a scathing comeback.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

542 top, @Gumby bottom is my next username

You are green with envy.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

He's not my best friend he's my soul mate. Also when you look this good. They never leave you.

A face only a mother could love

 

[Operational needs]

Never said I didn't try it. Just saying it's not in my dreams.

Alrighty then. Hey @Brownslave688 did you meet @542thruNthru? You guys have some things in common. Lol.

 

[Jkloc420]

You are green with envy.

gumby is a prevert and likes

 

[FrigidFTSup]

You are green with envy.

No that is the E. Coli in the burrito I had for lunch

 

[542thruNthru]

No that is the E. Coli in the burrito I had for lunch

You need to come to San Diego. Have a real burrito.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

You need to come to San Diego. Have a real burrito.

Is this a ploy to get me into your threesome?

 

[542thruNthru]

Is this a ploy to get me into your threesome?

You got a new wife. You need to take advantage of that while you can! We can make it a 4 way!

 

[FrigidFTSup]

You got a new wife. You need to take advantage of that while you can! We can make it a 4 way!

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

No that is the E. Coli in the burrito I had for lunch

I had one of those nasty Bastards also

 

[oldngray]

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We all knew you want Tommy in your bed.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

We all knew you want Tommy in your bed.

That is Sir Tom Brady to you

 

[What The Hawk?]

We all knew you want Tommy in your bed.

I do...only if he were single..

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Ouch, IESucks I thought we were friends. Why would you say something so mean to me and with such bad spelling. By the way what's a pall mall is that some sort of lubricant?

You need to work on your anger issues my friend. I mean after all the private things I told you about nothing before 1030 I thought we'd have a deeper connection.

Pall Mall's are a brand of cigarettes.

 

[dookie stain]

Say I’ve put enough years of service in and i can retire whenever...can i walk in one day and see my route sucks and say screw this I retire or is there a process you have to do

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Say I’ve put enough years of service in and i can retire whenever...can i walk in one day and see my route sucks and say screw this I retire or is there a process you have to do

Our pension fund recommends that you start the process at least 90 days in advance but, to answer your question, if you have the years of service and age requirements for your pension then, yes, you can walk in one morning, see that your route sucks and turn around and tell them that you are all done.