UPS Appearance Standards Guidelines For 2019 v. 2.0 (Part 1)

[over9five]

We were told if we shave our chests we could leave three buttons undone.

I heard that was aimed at women..

 

[LeftRS1]

I heard that was aimed at women..

I think there's more cleavage in the feeders.

 

[Wally]

My center manager has disposable razors and shave cream in his desk. He says shave or be written up.

Good. I hate gals with facial hair.

 

[zubenelgenubi]

Had my center manager tokd me he had a razor and I'd have to shave dry. I told him hand it over I've been poor before I'll just use the soap in the bathroom.

He got mad at told me to get out of his office and I better be shaved tomorrow. (It was Friday.

I stopped using shaving cream 20 years ago. All you need is a hot wet wash cloth to soften your whiskers and a freshly stropped straight razor.

 

[Poop Head]

I stopped using shaving cream 20 years ago. All you need is a hot wet wash cloth to soften your whiskers and a freshly stropped straight razor.

I just use a cheap ass Bic and go in dry.

 

[zubenelgenubi]

I just use a cheap ass Bic and go in dry.

Try the hot wrap sometime, it helps. I don't really use a straight razor, though, target brand double blades for me. Spend about 12 bucks on shaving materials a year, which is 12 too many.

 

[LeftRS1]

Try the hot wrap sometime, it helps. I don't really use a straight razor, though, target brand double blades for me. Spend about 12 bucks on shaving materials a year, which is 12 too many.

Hot wax lasts longer but packing tape does the trick for me.

 

[542thruNthru]

Try the hot wrap sometime, it helps. I don't really use a straight razor, though, target brand double blades for me. Spend about 12 bucks on shaving materials a year, which is 12 too many.

99c store Barbasol shaving cream. Buy maybe 4 cans a year.

 

[zubenelgenubi]

99c store Barbasol shaving cream. Buy maybe 4 cans a year.

It's not really about the cost, more the principal. People claim that having facial hair is unprofessional, but that's just an opinion. I take full responsibility for choosing jobs that require shaving, and I follow the rules, but I don't have to like it. And there's nothing stopping me from supporting a change in the rules. Not using shaving cream is just my personal defiance of the status quo. Plus, I prefer it now.

 

[Jkloc420]

1) Uniforms are now required to sit for a minimum one (1) day in the dryer after washing to maximize wrinkles. Ironing uniforms is now grounds for discipline and any driver who appears to have ironed their uniform will receive a verbal warning followed by suspension depending on if pants and shirt sleeves have been creased.

2) New uniforms will not be issued until one (1) year AFTER all brown has been washed out and has taken on the green tinge look.

3) Shaving is now optional and is scheduled to be phased out by 2023. Preferred beard styles will now include, in addition to "full", the "goatee", "mutton chops" and the "imperial" with the "imperial" being the Gold Standard.

4) The new required waist line for all pants and shorts is now halfway down the butt cheeks to maximize cheek exposure and crack visual. Pants and/or shorts must also be three to five (3-5) times too big for maximum bagginess.

5) Pants are to be altered into shorts and hem is to be stapled or duct-taped in place. Altered pants must sit at least one (1) inch below the knee.

6) Any type of hat is now considered acceptable. This includes the following: Cowboy, slouchy, beanie, boater, beret, fedora, baseball, etc. Top hats are not allowed at this time and are still under beta testing (which has so far been favorable).

6a) Any color and any logo is acceptable as long as said cap is worn on the head backwards. Sideways is generally
frowned upon, but Center Managers have been instructed to "look the other way" (similar to "don't ask, don't
tell).

mid drifts for @BakerMayfield2018 to show off his abs

 

[allahuakbar]

If you hate shaving just go to your doctor. They’ll easily write you a skin waver

 

[Coldworld]

I think there's more cleavage in the feeders.

Many feeders running large B or small C cups....

 

[brownmonster]

I shaved the morning of my last working day. A dying breed.

 

[over9five]

I shaved the morning of my last working day. A dying breed.

Judging by your picture, that must have been quite the project!

 

[brownmonster]

Judging by your picture, that must have been quite the project!

Dollar Shave Club revoked my membership.

 

[Coldworld]

The whole center will look like this before long...

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Someone better notify @cheryl that her husband escaped and is off the ranch...lmao

 

[Coldworld]

How’s the day going you guys!?? Getting hammered or not that bad??

 

[Wally]

Someone better notify @cheryl that her husband escaped and is off the ranch...lmao

No need to involve Mom.

 

[Coldworld]

No need to involve Mom.

I know... dealing with mr. express is a full time job.... poor mom

 

[Jackburton]

FYI, I just saw a driver with gages in his ears, working in our hub.