UPS is Hiring

[Wit Cho Yo Goofass]

With Ups, even if it's broke they don't fix it.

It’s this way for the computers, copy machine, printers, vending machine that robs people of their money daily... a legit 1987 fax machine... at ups we don’t use new new technology. We are stuck in the 80s with everything!! I swear I saw Michel Jackson Moonwalk past me in the break room.

 

[Wit Cho Yo Goofass]

I haven't seen any adds for UPS jobs here but every major intersection in town has a FedEx help wanted sign on it. They just built a new FedEx building here that the local UPS building and 50 more like it would fit inside it. Meanwhile UPS limps along with a junky old building that is the loser of the industrial park. and should have been torn down after the first fire that destroyed a third of it. Then 20 years later another fire gutted it but they put it back together again. Its the eyesore of the industrial park.

Do we work for the same UPS??

 

[Nimnim]

Do the curtains have to match the drapes?

It's carpet and curtains. Drapes and curtains are both window coverings. Damn kids not knowing the metaphors.

 

[Operational needs]

You don’t have to work in the rain or snow do you? I don’t like to get wet. Are the trucks air conditioned? I don’t like to sweat either.

 

[The Driver]

Good luck, America...

 

[Wit Cho Yo Goofass]

It's carpet and curtains. Drapes and curtains are both window coverings. Damn kids not knowing the metaphors.

Eh. Not bothered by it much. At the moment I’m bothered by other things here. But hey, thanks a billion for metaphors 101.

 

[dudebro]

I haven't seen any adds for UPS jobs here but every major intersection in town has a FedEx help wanted sign on it. They just built a new FedEx building here that the local UPS building and 50 more like it would fit inside it. Meanwhile UPS limps along with a junky old building that is the loser of the industrial park. and should have been torn down after the first fire that destroyed a third of it. Then 20 years later another fire gutted it but they put it back together again. Its the eyesore of the industrial park.

What FDX spends on facilities, UPS spends on FT wages. Pick one.

 

[eats packages]

What FDX spends on facilities, UPS spends on FT wages. Pick one.

Hardly
UPS is a beheamoth. Some facilities are run down. The others are a crazy whitewash of automated sort belts. We have a smaller building open up nearby and damn it looks good.

 

[rod]

What FDX spends on facilities, UPS spends on FT wages. Pick one.

Gee--and here I thought it was because the cheaper the center manager runs their operation the more stock they got as a bonus at the end of the year---I guess that was the old days.

 

[Jkloc420]

Gee--and here I thought it was because the cheaper the center manager runs their operation the more stock they got as a bonus at the end of the year---I guess that was the old days.

you should reapply

 

[rod]

you should reapply

No friend'ing way. I couldn't work for them now days with a shock color around my neck like it seems to be.

 

[dudebro]

Hardly
UPS is a beheamoth. Some facilities are run down. The others are a crazy whitewash of automated sort belts. We have a smaller building open up nearby and damn it looks good.

New ones are great. If we follow past practice, they'll be the same in 30 years.

 

[clean hairy]

It’s this way for the computers, copy machine, printers, vending machine that robs people of their money daily... a legit 1987 fax machine... at ups we don’t use new new technology. We are stuck in the 80s with everything!! I swear I saw Michel Jackson Moonwalk past me in the break room.

They aren't still using Rotary Phones and 386 computers running on DOS 6.0 with a dial up connection, are they?

 

[clean hairy]

Do you get a 15 minute break every hour and 90 minutes for lunch?
It is only 9-5 on the hours, with half a day on Friday?

 

[Brisket]

There is a catered breakfast once a month right? That’s what the HR person said.

 

[El Correcto]

No friend'ing way. I couldn't work for them now days with a shock color around my neck like it seems to be.

I’m sure you’ll be fine, you had so rough and we are pampered now.

 

[35years]

Do you get a 15 minute break every hour and 90 minutes for lunch?
It is only 9-5 on the hours, with half a day on Friday?

That would be the supervisor job these days.

 

[Frankie's Friend]

Good luck, America...

They'll have Sunday delivery for sure then because they'll still be finishing up Friday's volume.

 

[MyTripisCut]

You don’t have to work in the rain or snow do you? I don’t like to get wet. Are the trucks air conditioned? I don’t like to sweat either.

Please tell me you are lying!!!!

 

[oldngray]

Please tell me you are lying!!!!

OK Mr swampass