UPS olympics

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by clarnzz, May 4, 2015.

  1. clarnzz

    clarnzz Member

    When I was a younger UPSer, I always thought this would be a really cool concept, but now that I'm a little older, I think I still got this.

    Septathalon event:

    Feeder loader.
    Feeder unloader.
    Irreg driver
    Preload loader

    I'll take on everyone in the country in this event. UPS should offer a 1 mil purse. Best of best, commercial deals, etc..
  2. jaker

    jaker trolling

    You must not have worked for ups too long to think up some crap like that
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  3. Number24

    Number24 #24

    Lmao at this topic.
  4. clarnzz

    clarnzz Member

    21 years.... I always pictured like local, regional and then the big daddy televised from Atlanta.
  5. HardknocksUPSer

    HardknocksUPSer Well-Known Member

    Only person I've heard of that wants to do this crap for fun.
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  6. watdaflock?

    watdaflock? Well-Known Member

    Sounds exciting. If the UPS Olympic committee is ran by the Union, it'll end being more crooked than the IOC.
  7. clarnzz

    clarnzz Member

    There would be large cash prizes for winning..
  8. jaker

    jaker trolling

    And the next time at work they will want you to work like you did in the games
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  9. Would much rather do something similar to the hunger games.
  10. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    How dare you promote working fast in a union environment.
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  11. burrheadd

    burrheadd KING Of GIFS

    Sounds more like the Special Olympics
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  12. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    And they said nothingness fluff was a waste of bandwidth.
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  13. Box Ox

    Box Ox Well-Known Member

    First thought I had. Live it every day.
  14. rod

    rod #1 on Upstates "list"

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  15. nystripe96

    nystripe96 Active Member

    When I worked inside we tried to organize a flag football game union employees vs PT supes. It never happened lol
  16. HardknocksUPSer

    HardknocksUPSer Well-Known Member

    Still wouldn't do it, I just wana go home.
  17. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    I can barely tie my boots.
  18. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    No awards as these were cut!
  19. My guys and I have a sort golf tourny. Bring some beer, cigars, and we have a blast. It's an excellent team building exercise. Every time we do it we come back the following Monday and kick butt.
  20. Johney

    Johney Well-Known Member

    Put down the cup of Brown Kool-Aid and step away.