What is the biggest and best lie Management has told you?

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by 728ups, May 15, 2012.

  1. 728ups

    728ups offending people on the internet since 1995

    The biggest and best lie I have ever been told was in the lead up to to the implementation of EDD/Pass in 2007.
    "The truck will be loaded stop-for-stop, you'll love it! Misloads will be so rare you'll hardly ever have one.The PAS label will tell the loader not only which truck the package goes on,but where in the truck to load the package!'.........................yeah :felloforit1:

    OVERBOARD Active Member

    You can trust that your on car sup will always tell the truth..
  3. CaliforniaPaul

    CaliforniaPaul Active Member

    728 you are really a skilled driver and an asset to our center!!
  4. funkytownhub

    funkytownhub New Member

    That I will have between an 8.8 and 9.2 dispatch everyday.
  5. TearsInRain

    TearsInRain IE boogeyman

    "if you misload again you'll be terminated for industrial sabotage"
  6. Re-Raise

    Re-Raise Well-Known Member

    Telematics is primarily an automotive tool.

    And from Hoaxster himself..The profit on ground packages is approaching zero.
  7. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    Ups is a good place to work.
  8. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Now, a low life jack wagon, and still loving it.

    When I asked our mechanic last week how many breakdowns telematics has prevented in our center, he looked at me like I was some kind of alien.
  9. superballs63

    superballs63 Well-Known Troll Troll

    We want you to get home at a decent time to be able to spend time with your family
  10. hurricanegunner

    hurricanegunner UPSPoop

    If you turn in sales leads, we'll add the routes.
  11. Floyd Gondolli

    Floyd Gondolli New Member

    You'll be cover driving all summer.
  12. bottomups

    bottomups Bad Moon Risen'

    You most important stop is your last one, home with your family! Unless of course we need you to go help your neighbor because we screwed him with the dispatch today.
  13. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Safety is our number 1 priority!!!!
  14. toonertoo

    toonertoo Most Awesome Dog Staff Member

    Same as the government. We are ups and we are here to help you.
    Sales lead thing too. I gave myself 100 more pieces a day, an extra hour a day. No new route, and no sales incentive.
    They lie.
  15. Jackburton

    Jackburton Gone Fish'n

    We are all on the same team.
  16. srvhero

    srvhero "leastbest"

    The "S" in UPS stands for service...:bag:
  17. hawk

    hawk New Member

    "a" ok

    After seeing your planned dispatch, managements response, "everything will be o.k.!"
  18. srvhero

    srvhero "leastbest"

    I promise,....... your load will be better tomorrow.......:warriorsmiley:
  19. hawk

    hawk New Member

    Time allowance

    Anytime you have "real world" situations, always told , its built in to your time allowance.
  20. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt Dark Prince of Double Standards Staff Member

    I appreciate the recognition.
    I don't get to lie to drivers much these days like I did 30 years ago.