What is the biggest and best lie Management has told you?

[rocket man]

The biggest lie? Were glad you came to work today

 

[bottomups]

You actually make three attempts on those call tags? I treat them as RS1's.

I give the shipper the service level that they paid for. Three attempts, no more, no less. A couple times I have even affixed the call tags to the empty boxes and sent them their cardboard back.

 

[Ghost in the Darkness]

You actually make three attempts on those call tags? I treat them as RS1's.

Oh definitely, it doesn't matter to me if its a waste of their time... I'm paid by the minute. Those minutes add up and turn into overtime and 9.5 grievances. Since I can't get home at a decent hour, then I will be about the money then.

 

[themidnightoil]

The "S" in UPS stands for service...

more like the S stands for UP$

 

[Anonymous 10]

That I'm underperforming.