Worst pickup lines ever...

Discussion in 'Life After Brown' started by seven, Jul 18, 2015.

  1. Billy Ray

    Billy Ray God, help us all.....

    Somebody get us started....


    Ladies, please share what you have heard.
     
  2. Billy Ray

    Billy Ray God, help us all.....

    Hey baby, sit on my face, I'll guess your weight.
     
  3. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    "Hi, my name's Integrity....."
     
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  4. Billy Ray

    Billy Ray God, help us all.....


    I actually LOLed
     
  5. Future

    Future Hi

    Was your father a thief ???? (common answer) No!.........then who stole the stars and put them in your eyes......?????
     
  6. Billy Ray

    Billy Ray God, help us all.....

    Hey baby, wanna exchange bodily fluids?
     
  7. Future

    Future Hi

    Ya know what would look good on you ................me
     
  8. Gumby

    Gumby *

    Hey baby, I have seven.
     
  9. Future

    Future Hi

    That dress does nothing for you......take it off
     
  10. Future

    Future Hi

    I have a cat....named Rowdy ?
     
  11. Gumby

    Gumby *

    You know what would look good in you? Me!
     
  12. Gumby

    Gumby *

    Dude! Too early to make me laugh like that.
     
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  13. Billy Ray

    Billy Ray God, help us all.....

    Hey baby, just got back from the clinic, I'm clean.
     
  14. Billy Ray

    Billy Ray God, help us all.....

    WTF does this even mean?
     
  15. Gumby

    Gumby *

    Really? Really???
     
  16. Billy Ray

    Billy Ray God, help us all.....

    Hey baby, want to double with me, and Mr. One Eye?
     
  17. My Dixie Normous

    My Dixie Normous New Member

    Are you sitting on your phone?
    No...why?
    Cuz that ass is calling me
     
  18. My Dixie Normous

    My Dixie Normous New Member

    Hey girl, are you into fitness?

    Yea, why?

    Why don't you come over and fitness *blank* in your mouth.


    Works 60% of the time, everytime
     
  19. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    The only bad pickup line is the one that doesn't work.
     
  20. Gumby

    Gumby *

    Hey baby,I work for FedEx ground.