How do I get the beard process going?

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by The Man, Aug 29, 2016.

  1. The Man

    The Man Member

    I hate shaving my face always burns and i always have little annoying bumps, how do i get that special note or whatever?
     
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  2. Quit working here.
    Problem solved
    Just ask @Brownslave688
     
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  3. JL 0513

    JL 0513 Well-Known Member

    There's no exception to the no beard rule for UPS drivers.

    Try an electric razor. There's no irritation as there is with regular straight razors.
     
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  4. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Your name is the man. Yet every post you make is whining like a prepubescent little girl.
     
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  5. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Yes there are exceptions. Religious exceptions or get a doctors note.
     
  6. scooby0048

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    Didn't you just start here and you're already trying to skirt the system? You'll fit right in with other management...oh, my mistake, you're a driver.
     
  7. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Not for long with this attitude...
     
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  8. scooby0048

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    Yeah that was kinda my thought too.
     
  9. Nobody asked you
     
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  10. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    I did
     
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  12. scooby0048

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    And I don't recall seeing you get tagged into this thread, douche!
     
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  13. JL 0513

    JL 0513 Well-Known Member

    I guess I stand corrected. In my life, I've never seen a UPS drive with a beard. What religion requires a beard? Muslim men aren't required. Can't think of any. You're skin would have to be pretty bad to not be able to use an electric razor. There's barely any contact.
     
  14. FrigidFTSup

    FrigidFTSup Resident Suit

    Maybe you can call up your old man and have him teach you how to shave.
     
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  15. Box Ox

    Box Ox Camacho for President!

    Try switching between manual/electric shavers?
     
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  16. FrigidFTSup

    FrigidFTSup Resident Suit

    Sikhs
     
  17. JL 0513

    JL 0513 Well-Known Member

    Funny the OP named himself "The Man".
     
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  18. I tagged @Brownslave688
    TTKU
     
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  20. The Man

    The Man Member

    I do but the manual one usually irritates me more then the electric one i have to rub it against my face a bunch of times. i always had a beard since i was a kid lol.