I really wish you would stop feeding the drama queen.
Look - here it is, all in a nutshell, just for you - you don't even have to say "Ah HA! I told you!" (everyone else, please don't read the following)
I am a troll. I'm lying about everything. I have spent the last 8 months or so posting on this forum for no other reason than to set you up (and to test the superior intellect of Toady) and I have been shamed by your superiority. You are da man. Your piercing, pointed questions have me flustered & on the run. I cannot continue this farce when so over-powered by your advanced questioning skills. You win.
With your permission, may I continue this scam on all the others on this forum without interuptions from you? It makes it hard to concentrate, knowing you are watching, knowing you see thru my facade. Let us agree that every post I make is a lie, you know the truth, and that you and I have this understanding with me? That way, I will always know, whatever I post, that you know I am lying and you don't have to pose such probing questions every time - I'll know you are there. And I know you know the truth.