Those moments!!

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Mr.Golden, Mar 14, 2015.

  1. Mr.Golden

    Mr.Golden Active Member

    Let's talk about those crazy moments as a ups driver. It can be anything... from what happen at the building, to when u driving or even a customer. Share your funny, serious, crazy or weird thoughts!!
     
  2. Mr.Golden

    Mr.Golden Active Member

    That moment when you realize you have 2 over 70lb pkgs to the fourth floor at the apt. So u just walk up there and slide the delivery notice in the door. They will think twice ordering
     
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  3. box_beeyotch

    box_beeyotch Well-Known Member

    Or you just leave em by the mailbox like no flucks given!!
     
  4. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    Open bulk head and discover a yellow lab there from the last stop! Spontaneous- nudity of the opposite sex sightings, also always good!
     
  5. BSWALKS

    BSWALKS Easily Amused

    Always?
     
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  6. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    Yea, even when you see the local fat whale parade by, may not be titillating, but good for a laugh. So I would say good.
     
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  7. Knothead

    Knothead WTF?

    That overwhelming sense of achievement when you scan your last air at 1030 and the subsequent feeling of defeat when you realize you didn't press big arrow down till 1031.
     
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  8. Pooter

    Pooter Active Member

    "Use back door"
    I already climbed up here, so GFY.

    DR:FP


    You hit a pothole or a curb before the first stop. FML. Time to dig out the middle.
     
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  9. nayrsiem

    nayrsiem Member

    Finding the PERFECT dr location then hitting the deliver button and it says "no dr".
     
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  10. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Override?
     
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  11. Crazy Diamond

    Crazy Diamond Robot Extraordinaire

    What happens when the customer files a claim and you get asked: "Why did you release at a no dr address?"?
     
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  13. ZQXC

    ZQXC Guest

    The bulk head door opens and there's way too much sunlight in the back of the truck.

    Oh fecal matter!
     
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  14. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    9 times out of 10 the person who caused that status to be applied has moved and the PDS refuses to remove it. Why penalize the current resident for something they had no control over?
     
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  15. 9.5er

    9.5er Well-Known Member

    Isn't that one time, one too many? That'll be the one that gets me a DFU. No Thanks!
     
  16. What'dyabringmetoday???

    What'dyabringmetoday??? Well-Known Member

    Never question The Great UpstateNYUPSer. He never does anything wrong. Especially don't ask him how to clear an intersection or how fast to go through one. Lol.
     
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  17. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Perhaps but at least I know enough to read the entire text message rather than drive 25 miles each way for nothing and be fired for stealing time.
     
  18. What'dyabringmetoday???

    What'dyabringmetoday??? Well-Known Member

    Keep up the good work Skippy. Lol.
     
  19. BUCN85

    BUCN85 Active Member

    I had a man answer the door in nothing but pink underwear. Akkkward
     
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  20. ZQXC

    ZQXC Guest

    I hope you didn't break eye contact.