You know you're a UPS driver if...

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

That's actually the reason I never ask for last names and only go with first names because after 2 weeks on my first training route I realized I couldn't be like "Hi, Jones." So, on the next route I learned I started only asking for first names. The first time I had an on-car ride with me after that he was blown away when I was walking into places and was like "Morning Connie." "Hi Ursula."

What if there are two Connie's and both of them deny signing for the package?

 

[ZQXC]

When you sign the signature pad of a credit card machine at a local store you get a comment like "you're really good at that".

Or, you sign it with you fingernail because no stylus is readily available.

 

[ZQXC]

What if there are two Connie's and both of them deny signing for the package?

What if you entered a last name and they deny they signed?
What if the sky fell?
What if.........................................?

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

What if you found someone else to stalk for a change?

 

[bleedinbrown58]

I hope I live long enough to be able to enjoy Christmas again.

Remember when Christmas was fun? lol

 

[ZQXC]

Remember when Christmas was fun? lol

not really

 

[ZQXC]

What if you found someone else to stalk for a change?

Just having a conversation, Chief.
Problem?

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Just having a conversation, Chief.
Problem?

Don't mind him...he just needs to get laid..lol

 

[jaker]

When you are used to people opening and touching your diad with wet hands

 

[bleedinbrown58]

not really

I hear ya...it's been a long time

 

[TooTechie]

What if there are two Connie's and both of them deny signing for the package?

If this is really a question that boggles you, you should probably not be driving a large vehicle.
When you know someone by first name, you can point out who signed...and YOU HAVE THEIR SIGNATURE that they give you _every_day. If it's a doctor's office or something where you have 2 cathys who sign...You enter Cathy R or Cathy M.

Did you really need that explained or are you just being your usual charming self?

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

The methods require that you clarify using the consignee's last name.


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[TooTechie]

There could be 5 Johnsons that work there...

 

[Packmule]

I hope that my new grandchild, due at the end of the year, will help me find my Christmas spirit.

Will certainly move you in the right direction. Grandkiddies are the only thing I like about Christmas anymore.
Retirement will probably help even more!

 

[ZQXC]

Don't mind him...he just needs to get laid..lol

Don't look at me when you say that!

 

[oldngray]

There could be 5 Johnsons that work there...

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Don't look at me when you say that!

 

[ZQXC]

The methods require that you clarify using the consignee's last name.


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The methods require that you actually pick up a package when you stop complete a call tag.

 

[ZQXC]

How many of you keep a bottle of sanitizer or extra stylus (diad pens) in the truck for those memorable moments when you're required to get a sig from a dude that comes to his door in his underwear scratching his nu**

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I deliver to a hospital and every doctors office in town. I sanitize the diad and the stylus on a regular basis, especially during cold and flu season. Try the lysol wipes in the pop-up container; really convenient.

Don't you hate it when someone sneezes on the diad just before they sign.

 

[oldngray]

I deliver to a hospital and every doctors office in town. I sanitize the diad and the stylus on a regular basis, especially during cold and flu season. Try the lysol wipes in the pop-up container; really convenient.

Don't you hate it when someone sneezes on the diad just before they sign.

Carry extra styluses for when someone snots all over the one you hand them.