Can't fire me!

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Unloader4life, May 14, 2015.

  1. Unloader4life

    Unloader4life New Member

    What's the craziest thing you've gotten away with at UPS? As an unloader, I managed to get away with angrily throwing boxes out of the trailer and even flicking off and cussing at various sups. (because f them) And as a driver, Throwing boxes at customer locations more than once, giving customers attitude more than once, Flicking off people as you carry a box across the street, not delivering misloads, dr'ing stuff that cannot be dr'd, giving alcohol boxes to a minor, not doing certain pick ups, having lots of missed stops, etc. I'm a baaaaad upser. I'm sure there have been worse though.
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  2. scooby0048

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    You sound like a real rockstar! Glad you signed up to tell us all what a jackoff you are. Some of us try to take pride in our work and try to present a positive image for our employer and ourselves no matter how much we hate the place.
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  3. BrownChoice

    BrownChoice Active Member

    If it walks like a duck......
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  5. Gumby

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  6. 9.5er

    9.5er Well-Known Member

    Keep up the good work Unloader. It will all catch up to you sooner rather than later. If what you claim is true you may want to look into anger management.
  7. box_beeyotch

    box_beeyotch Well-Known Member

    Or heroin, that way he does us all a favor and kills two birds with one stone.
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  8. Scottyhawk

    Scottyhawk What is it? A brown box. Duh

    someone was walked off property the other day for falsification, driver releasing packages in a no dr area, so keep being a "baad upser" see how long that lasts
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  9. RonBurgandy??????????

    RonBurgandy?????????? God is Great, beer is good , People are crazy.

    Wrong. You won't be "walked off property " for dr'ing a pkg. Now, if he signed the Diad with customers name , that's dishonesty, and can be fired for that.
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    upschuck Well-Known Member

  11. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    They might catch you but not say anything. They will build a case for months then hang you with a laundry list of infractions. It's actually a smart move on their part.
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  12. Scottyhawk

    Scottyhawk What is it? A brown box. Duh

    The person was walked off because he dr'd a package using sdn while being observed. He came back to the building and was audited and they specifically asked for the sdn and he did not have it. Supposedly has done it multiple times, that is why I think they did it
  13. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

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  14. jibbs

    jibbs Long Live the Chief

    I like your style.
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    Turdferguson Guest

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  16. Number24

    Number24 #24

    I hope management tracks your IP from this forum and finds who you are, sir.
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  17. burrheadd

    burrheadd Creepy pervert

    OPs next thread
    How Do I Get My Job back
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  18. sailfish

    sailfish Having way too much fun.

    You sound like a real hard ass. I'm actually afraid to comment on this for fear you'll break me in half for looking at you wrong.
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  19. sailfish

    sailfish Having way too much fun.

    I don't care what anyone says. I always found Molly Shannon hot.
  20. brown25

    brown25 Member

    What a loser