Coronavirus

[Poop Head]

Mostly nonproductive people ... look on the bright side, more hospital beds will be available next year!

Probably won't have to build a ton of nursing homes to house the boomers

 

[Old Man Jingles]

? I don't understand
This will probably be the largest threat infectious disease spread in over a century..that's what I gather

Perhaps it would be enlightening to revisit this post in a year.
I added the url to my calendar on March 7, 2021.
Hopefully, I’ll be alive and you too.

 

[UnconTROLLed]

Perhaps it would be enlightening to revisit this post in a year.
I added the url to my calendar on March 7, 2021.
Hopefully, I’ll be alive and you too.

I am saying that the threat is very real according to what I have been reading...not that I believe any particular source or hold any opinion

 

[over9five]

Ok, I'm out now. Crowded Chinese restaurant, and someone just coughed.
What do I do?

 

[Box Ox]

Ok, I'm out now. Crowded Chinese restaurant, and someone just coughed.
What do I do?

Nothing. It’s already too late!

 

[BrownArmy]

Ok, I'm out now. Crowded Chinese restaurant, and someone just coughed.
What do I do?

Drink Purell?

 

[Old Man Jingles]

Ok, I'm out now. Crowded Chinese restaurant, and someone just coughed.
What do I do?

Spray Lysol on your face and scrub it for 20 seconds.

 

[UnconTROLLed]

Ok, I'm out now. Crowded Chinese restaurant, and someone just coughed.
What do I do?

No mask??

 

[oldngray]

Spray Lysol on your face and scrub it form 20 seconds.

 

[Old Man Jingles]

Nothing. It’s already too late!

It’s never too late!

 

[DriveInDriveOut]

Ok, I'm out now. Crowded Chinese restaurant, and someone just coughed.
What do I do?

Eat some tide pods all the cool kids are doing it.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Ok, I'm out now. Crowded Chinese restaurant, and someone just coughed.
What do I do?

Pull your pants back up

 

[MrFedEx]

Eat some tide pods all the cool kids are doing it.

I went to CPAC this year and sold Matt Gaetz and Rush Limbaugh gas masks from my Anti-Socialist/Survivalist/Prepper booth. I got them from the Chinese surplus store. Made in Wuhan. Used. I cleaned them with Windex.

Matt and Rush had just returned from a gay sex party attended hosted by Mike Pence, and were anxious to protect themselves from straight Commie Democrats.

First confirmed Corona virus case from CPAC, and one of Gaetz's constituents just died from the virus. True.

Kind of makes him (Gaetz) look like an idiot for wearing one to Congress last week, doesn't it? And all of this makes Limbaugh really look like a fool for calling it "the common cold".

Oh. wait, he was already an idiot. Never mind.

 

[MrFedEx]

Eat some tide pods all the cool kids are doing it.

You must have ate the whole box. Explains a lot.

 

[Jones]

Ok, I'm out now. Crowded Chinese restaurant, and someone just coughed.
What do I do?

Better start hoarding toilet paper.

 

[Brown echo]

 

[DriveInDriveOut]

I went to CPAC this year and sold Matt Gaetz and Rush Limbaugh gas masks from my Anti-Socialist/Survivalist/Prepper booth. I got them from the Chinese surplus store. Made in Wuhan. Used. I cleaned them with Windex.

Matt and Rush had just returned from a gay sex party attended hosted by Mike Pence, and were anxious to protect themselves from straight Commie Democrats.

First confirmed Corona virus case from CPAC, and one of Gaetz's constituents just died from the virus. True.

Kind of makes him (Gaetz) look like an idiot for wearing one to Congress last week, doesn't it? And all of this makes Limbaugh really look like a fool for calling it "the common cold".

Oh. wait, he was already an idiot. Never mind.

Take your meds bro you're embarrassing yourself.

 

[Brown echo]

 

[Brown echo]

 

[Jones]

Well, Virginia has it's first reported case. And sure enough, I went to Wegman's and all the toilet paper was gone...