Dilligaf doesn`t believe in poisonous cows.

[cachsux]

All us midwesterners know this is true but Dilli and the rest think its a hoax. MW`ers, tell your stories of experiences with the poisonous cows of north america.

 

[dilligaf]

​YA! OK

 

[Dizzee]

All us midwesterners know this is true but Dilli and the rest think its a hoax. MW`ers, tell your stories of experiences with the poisonous cows of north america.

Poisonous cows are dangerous, but very rarely fatal. Great Whites on the other hand are killing machines.

 

[moreluck]

Isn't that Flipper ?

 

[toonertoo]

I think these posts are very helpful in helping us all to be aware of Dangerous cows...............

 

[cachsux]

Poisonous and they run in packs like piranha too.

 

[cachsux]

This is a species called the Gurnsee, also called the two step. Thats as far as you`ll get after one of their bites. They have distinctive color patterns to warn of their deadliness.

 

[dilligaf]

​Mad Cow Disease

 

[Dizzee]

The last thing that many a camper has heard, was a gentle moo, and the delicate clank of a cow bell.

 

[cachsux]

Whats worse is the males in mating season. You`ll still die of the bite but its only given after they finish copulating with their victim. Since they`re very well hung most want to die afterwards anyway.

 

[ajblakejr]

My grandfather kept a herd of Holsteins for Al Capone in Northern Wisconsin off of Highway 8.
The cows were very effective in protecting bootleg whiskey from revenue men.
I grew up listening to those damn stories...

 

[ajblakejr]

Baby cows are cute.
Those are not not baby cows.

 

[cachsux]

The one on the left is the penis.

 

[cachsux]

Baby cows are cute.

Tasty too. That`s why we eat them. It`s eat or be eaten.

 

[ajblakejr]

The one on the left is the penis.

False information.

 

[cachsux]

False information.

The one on the right?

 

[ajblakejr]

The one on the right?

No....

 

[cachsux]

No....

We`re running out of options. One of them has to be.

 

[dilligaf]

No, one of them doesn't have to be. Something so fun can't be that gross.

 

[cachsux]

No, one of them doesn't have to be. Something so fun can't be that gross.

Ask Maria Schriver.