Don't run and gun they said...

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Maybe this is a 6.67 hour day for a runner like you. Not me.

Don’t be mad that you spent your career running your balls off and have nothing to show for it.
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Sadly, I lost my balls when I got divorced-----her lawyer was better than mine.

4 hours over = slug!

 

[What'dyabringmetoday???]

Sadly, I lost my balls when I got divorced-----her lawyer was better than mine.

4 hours over = slug!

Run Forrest, run...

 

[baklava]

That is a decent SPORH too.
It wants you to do 1 stop every 2 minutes to scratch, and residentials these days order some of the most comically large things I've ever seen shipped. Just one address today got double queen mattress frames.

My route is 80% apartments. When I’m off, the runners will double park, scan the entire building as one stop and leave it all in the mail area.

I safely park at one end of the block, handcart everything off, and leave every package at every door. My customers love me

 

[I have been lurking]

Maybe this is a 6.67 hour day for a runner like you. Not me.

Don’t be mad that you spent your career running your balls off and have nothing to show for it.
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That's a fancy lookin hub.

 

[No1 Special]

You tell him Skippy. He should get in there an hour early to straighten out the truck. And maybe assist with dispatch. Lol.

And don't forget the great tax advantage of not working O.T. Probably not enough savings to buy a car, but enough to lease a little foreign car.

 

[eats packages]

That's a fancy lookin hub.

One of two nearby buildings that have been built recently near us looks like a spaceship inside, it's also managed like complete crap.
The other one was previously a peak-season loan sort facility converted to a year-long center, not fancy, actually managed well.

 

[BadIdeaGuy]

Maybe this is a 6.67 hour day for a runner like you. Not me.

Don’t be mad that you spent your career running your balls off and have nothing to show for it.
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Got enough bulk?
Lol.

 

[Est.1998]

In case you thought I was exaggerating, here’s a look at my week so far...View attachment 296100

Amazing! Management never mentions a word about how much you're over?

 

[Est.1998]

Maybe this is a 6.67 hour day for a runner like you. Not me.

Don’t be mad that you spent your career running your balls off and have nothing to show for it.
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That one pkg looks like it's the length of the truck!

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

In case you thought I was exaggerating, here’s a look at my week so far...View attachment 296100

I'm glad you're in my loop you make me look damn good

 

[baklava]

Amazing! Management never mentions a word about how much you're over?

Nope. Believe it or not there’s much lower hanging fruit in my center, I’m one of the good guys. Never a late air or or telematics issue. They leave me alone.

The time allowance on my route is jacked, they know it, and when you follow the proper methods it’s impossible to burn my route up.

 

[chicken alfredo]

Sadly, I lost my balls when I got divorced-----her lawyer was better than mine.

4 hours over = slug!

Agreed ! No work ethic whatsoever!

 

[chicken alfredo]

In case you thought I was exaggerating, here’s a look at my week so far...View attachment 296100

Pick it up a little ..geez Louise. Your name should be Von Thief for stealing company time

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Amazing! Management never mentions a word about how much you're over?

Actually, they do-----his picture is displayed prominently on his center's Slug Wall of Shame.

 

[I have been lurking]

One of two nearby buildings that have been built recently near us looks like a spaceship inside, it's also managed like complete crap.
The other one was previously a peak-season loan sort facility converted to a year-long center, not fancy, actually managed well.

Mine looks like The Pit from Fallout 3. Also ran like , but I'm getting close to FT hours.

 

[Brownslave688]

just sick of always qualifying with "your supplement may vary"

It’s kind of a major detail. Plus everyone not getting double time for holiday pay is a widely known fact.

 

[baklava]

Pick it up a little ..geez Louise. Your name should be Von Thief for stealing company time

Does taking my morning dump during PCM everyday count as stealing time?

 

[Faceplanted]

And don't forget the great tax advantage of not working O.T. Probably not enough savings to buy a car, but enough to lease a little foreign car.

How many whistles? How many bells?

ALL THE BELLS AND WHISTLES

 

[PASinterference]

How many whistles? How many bells?

ALL THE BELLS AND WHISTLES

Like a used car dealer on my route says.."Its got everything but Aunt Betty, and she'll be here in a little bit".