Driver release: smalls

Discussion in 'FedEx Discussions' started by OrioN, Dec 6, 2018.

  1. OrioN

    OrioN double tap o da horn dooshbag

    Soooo, with small bags and envelopes, I do this:

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    The bag is secured from being blown away & it won't get wet

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    If the small bag or envelope has a usps barcode, I cram it into the mailbox

    If I can't secure the small by a welcome mat or something on their porch,

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    No complaints from customers yet
     
  2. Operational needs

    Operational needs Virescit Vulnere Virtus

    No wonder you’re out til midnight. You’re wasting too much time at the doors. Why type in a comment at all? Bag it. Drop it and ring bell. If windy, slide partially under mat. Done.
     
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  3. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    Why would it matter if a bag like that gets wet? There's a nice bush there to hide it behind. DR bush, note on door.
     
  4. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Lol my first thought.....what a waste of time.
     
  5. 1989

    1989 Well-Known Member

    I would put all those behind the Bush. Out of sight. Dr front door or back door.
     
  6. 1989

    1989 Well-Known Member

    I tag every pkg at a stop. Talk about a waste of time.
     
  7. Operational needs

    Operational needs Virescit Vulnere Virtus

    Orders from above?
     
  8. 1989

    1989 Well-Known Member

    No.....OCD
     
  9. dezguy

    dezguy Well-Known Member

    Stop, drop and roll. That's what FedEx wants, so give it to them.
     
  10. vantexan

    vantexan Well-Known Member

    There's only so much room in that casket.
     
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  11. Star B

    Star B White Lightening

    The only time I stop to type notes is to comment a damaged driver release or something really, really whacky. and even then it's just "resi/fedex resi/front door" comment "grill"

    I sure hope they check it before lighting it.
     
  12. It will be fine

    It will be fine Well-Known Member

    Why even get that close to the house? You can throw those from the sidewalk. Just aim for the Ring doorbell.
     
  13. dvalleyjim

    dvalleyjim Active Member

    What's a door knocker? Don't use them. I don't need no stinking door tags!
     
  14. HD219

    HD219 Member

    You're putting in too much effort. Driver release to the door you put it in and that's all. I've never had a problem.
     
  15. OrioN

    OrioN double tap o da horn dooshbag

    Ok so I've been doing it wrong all this time???





    Butt I sux at the throws... it's hand-to-surface for this dooshbag drivah!

    I should've started early to throw stuff instead of doing things properly...

     
  16. Exec32

    Exec32 Active Member

    WTF
     
  17. 1989

    1989 Well-Known Member

    But they’re small.
     
  18. 1989

    1989 Well-Known Member

    I prefer putting letters under the mat with about 1/4 of it sticking out. Over advertising it in the screen door.
     
  19. Nolimitz

    Nolimitz Well-Known Member

    someone at our station tossed a package, caught on a ring dr bell. video was sent to Fred S via email. Bye bye courier...
     
  20. Star B

    Star B White Lightening

    and who wants to bet those two people are still employed due to their unions.