MrFedEx
Engorged Member
I AM HEARING MANY STORIES OF FAILURE OF ALLEGIANCE TO ME AND TO FEDEX...I AM VERY UPSET!!! I have been so good to all of you, and you pay me back with poor performance and lies about me and this wonderful company.
What about PSP? What about our industry-leading benefits and interline travel? As it is, I pay all of you way too much for a minimum-wage level job that a monkey could do blindfolded? People are leaving FedEx...WHY? I give and I give, and you crap all over me.
My elite Security Squad will seek out non-believers and bring them to justice here in my bunker underneath the Memphis Airport. We are looking for you MrFedEx, Cactus, and Downhill Express. It is those like you that pollute the purity of PSP, The Purple Promise, and Guaranteed Fair Treatment that need to be hunted down like rats and exterminated.
There is a breed of employee that I seek. Those that are pure and of Purple Blood, willing to work for free, and willing to sacrifice all to me, your Fuhrer, and to our beloved company. Any others must be ferreted out and DESTROYED!
Profits are up, but they could be much higher if all of you would work harder for ME!! ARBEIT MACHT FREI!! (Work Makes You Free!). You reward is in Heaven, not here on Earth, so you must have a greater purpose. I AM THAT PURPOSE!!
WORSHIP ME!! LOVE ME!! I AM YOUR GOD!!
Profit is the highest purpose in your life. Forget yourself, your family, and your friends....I should be your only reason for existence and your dedication to FedEx and Memphis will be rewarded. Reveal the traitors to me!!
Brown shirts will be available to any and all who wlll unite with me.
Love,
Your Fuhrer
What about PSP? What about our industry-leading benefits and interline travel? As it is, I pay all of you way too much for a minimum-wage level job that a monkey could do blindfolded? People are leaving FedEx...WHY? I give and I give, and you crap all over me.
My elite Security Squad will seek out non-believers and bring them to justice here in my bunker underneath the Memphis Airport. We are looking for you MrFedEx, Cactus, and Downhill Express. It is those like you that pollute the purity of PSP, The Purple Promise, and Guaranteed Fair Treatment that need to be hunted down like rats and exterminated.
There is a breed of employee that I seek. Those that are pure and of Purple Blood, willing to work for free, and willing to sacrifice all to me, your Fuhrer, and to our beloved company. Any others must be ferreted out and DESTROYED!
Profits are up, but they could be much higher if all of you would work harder for ME!! ARBEIT MACHT FREI!! (Work Makes You Free!). You reward is in Heaven, not here on Earth, so you must have a greater purpose. I AM THAT PURPOSE!!
WORSHIP ME!! LOVE ME!! I AM YOUR GOD!!
Profit is the highest purpose in your life. Forget yourself, your family, and your friends....I should be your only reason for existence and your dedication to FedEx and Memphis will be rewarded. Reveal the traitors to me!!
Brown shirts will be available to any and all who wlll unite with me.
Love,
Your Fuhrer