From Der Fuhrer

[MrFedEx]

Hell, i mean heil my chief. What will you do to protect your couriers from this rise maybe powered group Isis. Do you have a PLAN to protect your employees from threat?

Your Fuhrer has a plan, although I do admire the way ISIS operates....I think they copied mein Master Plan, so the will also be feeling my fury!! Employees are here to serve their Fuhrer and to provide him with profit and pleasure, and you will be sacrificed as necessary to protect ME and my money!!

 

[I Am Jacks Damaged Box]

Shouldn't Fredward be promising 72 virgins in paradise these days?

Fred's always been behind the times.

 

[MrFedEx]

Shouldn't Fredward be promising 72 virgins in paradise these days?

Fred's always been behind the times.

I PROMISE YOU NOTHING BUT HARD WORK AND LOW PAY!! You are just lucky to have a Fuhrer as benevolent as me.

 

[vantexan]

Your Fuhrer has a plan, although I do admire the way ISIS operates....I think they copied mein Master Plan, so the will also be feeling my fury!! Employees are here to serve their Fuhrer and to provide him with profit and pleasure, and you will be sacrificed as necessary to protect ME and my money!!

Wait a doggone minute, aren't you the one who knows Muslims and thinks FOX News is lying about fanatics like ISIS?