I got a lot of questions!

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Probably the Greatest American Alive
Screw that! And screw those two :censored2:s, Crosby and Malkin. I hate the god damned Penguins more than any pro sports team!
Never been the biggest Crosby fan, but he's got undeniable talent. Malkin, on the other hand, is the biggest Russian idol in Amerikastan since Kournikova.
 

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Probably the Greatest American Alive
Crazy thing is, I have utmost respect for Super Mario. Anyone else who’s worn that jersey is a scum bag sum bitch.
In Pro Hockey? It should be retired. I met him before. A humble dude. I don't know if its his roots, the cancer, whatever, but I almost jerked him off. He's like, "Hey, Man, I'll sign whatever you, just stop blabbing on me."
 
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