Hey, all of you purple and orange suck-ups!! Here's your chance to go online and tell Maury and Fred just how great FedEx is to work for!! If your nose is really brown, you might even get your pathetic picture and story on Iamfedex.com. What a coincidence that this campaign would be introduced immediately after the change in RLA voting requirements. Oops, there goes that sarcastic, conspiratorial me again, thinking that FedEx is trying to create some PR poop that will draw our big, happy FedEx family together to battle that evil union and big, bad UPS. Boo!! Hiss!! Learn all about how happy all of us are to work for our wonderful lord and master, Frederick W. Smith. Check out the site and take a look at the "Geek Squad" members who are mentally challenged enough to participate in this farce. God, it's so pathetic.