Kim Jong was Il, now he's dead

MrFedEx

Engorged Member
Someone else may have already noticed this, but Dear Leader took his final journey in a vehicle produced by the Capitalist Pig Americans. I see 2 Lincolns in this picture, and the car bearing his casket on the roof was also a Lincoln Continental. Ironic.
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
Monday, January 9, 2012 @ 10:29 pm | North Korean State Media Reports “Bears Crying Woefully” Over Death of Dear Leader…
Time for some Marxist-style comic relief.
(Reuters) — The passing of North Korean strongman Kim Jong-il has been marked by plunging temperatures, mourning bears and now, according to North Korean state media, by flocks of magpies.

Kim, who died in December aged 69 years after 17 years running the world’s most reclusive state, was reputed to be able to control the weather, as well as to have scored a miraculous 38 under par round of golf.

“At around 17:30 on December 19, 2011, hundreds of magpies appeared from nowhere and hovered over a statue of President Kim Il Sung on Changdok School campus in Mangyongdae District, clattering as if they were telling him the sad news,” state news agency KCNA reported on Monday.

KCNA reported last week that a family of bears who usually hibernate through the fierce Korean winter had been seen lamenting Kim Jong-il’s death.

“The bears, believed to be a mother and cubs, were staying on the road, crying woefully,” it said.
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
Wednesday, January 11, 2012 @ 3:38 pm | Report: North Korea Punishing Those Who Didn’t Sufficiently Mourn Death of Dear Leader…

I wonder if MSNBC punishes its hosts if they don’t sufficiently extol the virtues of our Dear Leader?
(NewsCore) – Following the mourning period for former leader Kim Jong Il, North Korean authorities have begun to punish citizens who did not display enough sadness at his death, The Daily NK reported Wednesday.

The Daily NK, an online newspaper based in South Korea and run by opponents of the North Korean government, said it had learned from a source in North Hamkyung Province that, “The authorities are handing down at least six months in a labor-training camp to anybody who didn’t participate in the organized gatherings during the mourning period, or who did participate but didn’t cry and didn’t seem genuine.”

Daily NK also said that the source reported that those critical of the country’s dynastic system – which saw Kim replaced by his son Kim Jong Eun – were being sent to re-education camps or banished with their families to remote areas.
 
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